Rhyme Time

Old Oct 20th 2009, 2:00 am
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Originally Posted by chartreuse View Post
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl, by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
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Old Oct 20th 2009, 9:42 am
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There was a young woman from Azores
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
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Old Oct 20th 2009, 1:45 pm
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Originally Posted by Call me AL View Post
There was a young woman from Azores
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
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Old Oct 21st 2009, 2:35 am
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
Excuse me .....
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Old Oct 21st 2009, 4:37 pm
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Excuse me .....
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Old Oct 22nd 2009, 10:22 am
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Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
So you were thinking about where all the young men had gone while you were constipated ?
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Old Oct 24th 2009, 3:20 am
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There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU' First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.

The aboriginal won!
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Old Oct 28th 2009, 3:21 am
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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU' First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.

The aboriginal won!
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