Rhyme Time
Oct 20th 2009, 2:00 am
#31
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by chartreuse
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl, by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
Who was plumbing a girl, by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
Oct 20th 2009, 9:42 am
#32
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Re: Rhyme Time
There was a young woman from Azores
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Oct 20th 2009, 1:45 pm
#33
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Call me AL
There was a young woman from Azores
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Oct 21st 2009, 2:35 am
#34
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
Oct 21st 2009, 4:37 pm
#35
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by YoungSteve17
Excuse me .....
Oct 22nd 2009, 10:22 am
#36
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
Oct 24th 2009, 3:20 am
#37
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Re: Rhyme Time
There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
Oct 24th 2009, 11:13 am
#38
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Re: Rhyme Time
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU' First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.
The aboriginal won!
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.
The aboriginal won!
Oct 28th 2009, 3:21 am
#39
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by MacScot
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU' First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.
The aboriginal won!
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd applauded! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim-buktu.
The aboriginal won!
