Rhyme Time
Oct 16th 2009, 7:49 pm
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Rhyme Time
Rhyming couplets are what's needed here,
Show off your talents, while downing some beer.
Don't be left out in the cold without purpose,
Rhyme away posters... let nothing usurp us!
Ian
Show off your talents, while downing some beer.
Don't be left out in the cold without purpose,
Rhyme away posters... let nothing usurp us!
Ian
Oct 16th 2009, 7:58 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
As I was passing by St Pauls
A lady grabbed me by the arm.
She said "You look a man of pluck"
"Come inside and have a sandwich"
A lady grabbed me by the arm.
She said "You look a man of pluck"
"Come inside and have a sandwich"
Oct 16th 2009, 8:24 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
there was a young lady called pam
who went for a ride on a tram
the dirty conductor, turned round and ****** her
and now she's pushing a pram
who went for a ride on a tram
the dirty conductor, turned round and ****** her
and now she's pushing a pram
Oct 16th 2009, 8:30 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
As I watched a dancing chick
I noticed that its feet were quick
If I come back, I want a chance
To be a chicken that can dance
I noticed that its feet were quick
If I come back, I want a chance
To be a chicken that can dance
Oct 16th 2009, 8:51 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
There once was a site called BE
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
Oct 16th 2009, 9:35 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Cleri
There once was a site called BE
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
Oct 16th 2009, 11:05 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Cleri
There once was a site called BE
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
that used to be full of T hee
it's all now so boring
it has the peeps snoring
and that's everyone including me.
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
Hello ladies!
Oct 16th 2009, 11:07 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Toontje
Hello ladies!
Oct 17th 2009, 12:16 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
I think it's time to clarify
The different styles of poetry.
Rhyming couplets have two lines - they're easy
Limericks have five and end up sleazy.
The different styles of poetry.
Rhyming couplets have two lines - they're easy
Limericks have five and end up sleazy.
Oct 17th 2009, 1:29 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
Where have all the young men gone, long time passing...
Oct 17th 2009, 2:29 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
Mary had a little lamb
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it down the garden path
And kicked it's little bottom in.
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it down the garden path
And kicked it's little bottom in.
Last edited by Jerseygirl; Oct 17th 2009 at 2:41 am.
Oct 17th 2009, 2:38 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I think it's time to clarify
The different styles of poetry.
Rhyming couplets have two lines - they're easy
Limericks have five and end up sleazy.
The different styles of poetry.
Rhyming couplets have two lines - they're easy
Limericks have five and end up sleazy.
There was a young man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in under an hours his balls were in
flower and his cock was a bundle of weeds
Oct 17th 2009, 3:46 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Cleri
She said young...
Oct 17th 2009, 3:58 am
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Re: Rhyme Time
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck
She put them on her window sill, to see if they would fall off.
She put them on her window sill, to see if they would fall off.
Oct 17th 2009, 1:11 pm
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Re: Rhyme Time
Originally Posted by Toontje
Still young enough.
