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HE is coming - hints and tips

Old Jul 1st 2018, 2:45 pm
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This month HE visits the UK to spread more cheer, joy, and peace.
It's a 'working visit' rather than a State one, (He'll probably be pricing-up the UK's remaining public assets - NHS, BBC, National Gallery , etc., for when the UK needs a fast international loan next year)
Obviously, there will be a few restrictions on liberty & disruptions, so a few suggestions to help keep things flowing & minimising disruption.
  1. If you live in, or are near - Windsor, Chequers or inner London - stay inside and take some duvet-days. LUL drivers may be striking so it's a good excuse. If you look like an immigrant stay undercover; - HIS aerial gunships will be hovering overhead waiting to fill some mesh kid-cages near the Channel Tunnel exit.
  2. Remember - only report crime following HIMSELF'S visit - the Police will be back to their usual duties then.
  3. If you commute or intend to travel expect delays - Practice by taking a train journey by Southern Trains, or drive on the M25 like it's a Bank Holiday.
Finally, do remember the chances of scrotes like ourselves actually meeting HIM are extremely small, but should it happen do not try to speak - this is a man with a vocabulary of nearly 250 words, so you can see the futility of Scrotes trying to talk with one whose wisdom is as the sunshine - radiating in all directions.
Any one else with suggestions ????
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Old Jul 1st 2018, 2:59 pm
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I'm going to follow the example of the leader of the free world while he's in our country; grab some pussy.
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The EDL and their ilk should start making placards that read "we are very fine people" so they are ready to line the streets. Well, one street. A bit of a street. OK, the corner outside the pub.
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Old Jul 1st 2018, 4:10 pm
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Get large sheets of cardboard and write in very large bold letters, BOO and GO AWAY. Don't put them on sticks or poles as the police will have them classed as a weapon.
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Old Jul 1st 2018, 6:52 pm
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Originally Posted by jimenato View Post
I'm going to follow the example of the leader of the free world while he's in our country; grab some pussy.
Well, if you'll allow me to offer...... the British Blue as a fine specimen - docile, soft & stupid as your pocket and they hardly scratch.... Then there's the British Tabby - a pure specimen is a real lap-cat for any owner. Personally though jimenato I like the standard non-pedigree all-over black. The light can sometimes catch their eyes turning them green and you get the pure black offset with wild green eyes of madness.....
I didn't know His Bigliness was a pussy lover though....
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I already posted this once, but I guess it fits here too...Something for his 'gunships' to aim at?


https://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...tail=emaildkre
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I predict the protests in London will really piss him off so then he'll go onto the NATO meeting and tell them that NATO is just an outdated waste of time , Afterwards onto Finland for his meeting with Vladimir Putin during which he and Putin will sign an agreement for a friendship and military alliance. The World Order is changing. Out with the old, in with the new.

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Who is coming?
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Originally Posted by GeniB View Post
I already posted this once, but I guess it fits here too...Something for his 'gunships' to aim at?
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...tail=emaildkre
urm / erm.... Yes, but first he'll probably Taser these wanton troublemaking Bad-Dudes (& Dudesses!!!); then hang them upside down in mesh cages, & finally hose down the cages with the electric current switched on.......... That's the American Way, right?
Honestly GeniB, you'd think some of these little people believe they have Rights in the UK or something ridiculous like that.... tisk-tisk

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I predict the protests in London will really piss him off so then he'll go onto the NATO meeting and tell them that NATO is just an outdated waste of time , Afterwards onto Finland for his meeting with Vladimir Putin during which he and Putin will sign an agreement for a friendship and military alliance. The World Order is changing. Out with the old, in with the new.
One prinkem with your theory, Trump may think he is a Putin or Kim dong diddly today today but much as he may want it he cannot be President for LIFE.
IF the republicans do bad,y in the midterms the party will ditch him before the next Presidential election and a degree of sanity to will return to the US political scene.
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One prinkem with your theory, Trump may think he is a Putin or Kim dong diddly today today but much as he may want it he cannot be President for LIFE.
IF the republicans do bad,y in the midterms the party will ditch him before the next Presidential election and a degree of sanity to will return to the US political scene.
Hmmm. I think you fail at spelling quite bad,y and it's a bit of a prinkem.
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Hmmm. I think you fail at spelling quite bad,y and it's a bit of a prinkem.

I actually quite like that word Prinkem! I will add it to my favourite non words like Dingetje- and Pejugas
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Don't you rabble have anything better to do?
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One prinkem with your theory, Trump may think he is a Putin or Kim dong diddly today today but much as he may want it he cannot be President for LIFE.
IF the republicans do bad,y in the midterms the party will ditch him before the next Presidential election and a degree of sanity to will return to the US political scene.
My earlier post was tongue in cheek. The fact is though that Trump is possibly envious of the power both Putin and Kim Jong Un wield. As for the mid terms that's strictly wait and see. If a trade war doesn't happen and the stock market remains high, jobs grow and people have money to spend then the GOP could prevail.

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My earlier post was tongue in cheek. The fact is though that Trump is possibly envious of the power both Putin and Kim Jong Un wield. As for the mid terms that's strictly wait and see. If a trade war doesn't happen and the stock market remains high, jobs grow and people have money to spend then the GOP could prevail.
Today the trumpet had to again modify one of his ridiculous claims..
Worried about rising prices at the pumps caused by his embargo on Iran and venezuala , he claimed that following his personal intervention the King of Saudi Arabia had instructed his oil ministry to increase production.
Of course nothing to do with Trump , Opec had agreed to increase production at its last meeting.
US industry already worried about the effect of a trade war as commodity prices in the US rise.
Stock market down by over 100 points at opening of business.
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