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Old Oct 9th 2009, 7:37 pm
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Has anybody tried this device yet

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
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Old Oct 9th 2009, 9:45 pm
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No, let us know how it goes.
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Old Oct 9th 2009, 9:59 pm
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What is stealth?
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Old Oct 10th 2009, 2:01 am
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What is stealth?
Stealth is that big black aeroplane


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Old Oct 10th 2009, 2:05 am
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Worst job ever, professional fleshlight cleaner.
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Stealth is that big black aeroplane

The willy gets undetectable to radar?
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Worst job ever, professional fleshlight cleaner.
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Old Oct 10th 2009, 2:15 am
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Fleshlight® Sensations

Our fleshlights come in 6 different sensations. Original, Speed Bump, Super Ribbed, Super Tight, Ultra Tight and Wonder Wave. Please select which sensation you would like to see.


Speed bump? is that for when you have the house to yourself for the whole afternoon?
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Originally Posted by Ray View Post
Stealth is that big black aeroplane


http://blogs.discovery.com/photos/un...tealth_600.jpg
No you wanted the flesh bummer not bomber
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Old Oct 15th 2009, 9:12 am
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Originally Posted by Ray View Post
Has anybody tried this device yet

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
One wonders how you would come across such a thing.
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Does anyone see a double standard here lol.
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Cnut in a can

Better than Tesco value beans IMO
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Originally Posted by Ray View Post
Has anybody tried this device yet

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
How did you come to stumble across such a thing,popup?
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How did you come to stumble across such a thing,popup?
Ray's patent attorney rang him, to say there may be a problem.
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Old Oct 16th 2009, 11:31 am
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Ray's patent attorney rang him, to say there may be a problem.
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