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Are you biggotted!!!!!!HA!!!!!!

Old May 17th 2010, 11:12 am
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Originally Posted by bil
I remember my mother telling me once that she and my father had a visit from the family vampire. Unable to say 'p*ss off soonest', they had her in for a cup of tea. My mother went into the kitchen, and two minutes later my father was out there saying to her "On no account must you ever leave me alone with that again."
One can speculate quite easily on what happened there.....
My daughter has a 'friend' who always targets my daughter's boyfriends, or whoever she fancies. So now, to be that all important step ahead, my daughter identifies the most loathsome male in the club, and starts going on about how she fancies him. 5 minutes later her 'friend' is all over the guy giving my daughter a damn good laugh while she goes elsewhere.
Fortunately I live in the real world and do not base my opinions on 2nd hand stories or day time TV.

I think/hope that Bil is a wind-up merchant.
Living solo would be preferable to living with anyone who had such a low opinion of the opposite sex.

And no I cant speculate at all on what might have occurred in 2 minutes in a house full of people/family. I have never heard of nor witnessed a woman proposition a man in that fashion. As for the daughter I hope she too is a figment of your imagination, otherwise why hasnt she been encouraged to ditch the ¨friend¨.

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Old May 17th 2010, 12:31 pm
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Women almost always say that they like a guy with a sense of humour.
Whilst some of the previous posts were factual,....obviously quite a few were tongue in cheek.
Unfortunately for some strange reason,the fairer sex usually have great difficulty sorting the wheat from the chaff and so seem to have a tendancy to continue looking at everything through dark shades.
.....so the message is please,please,... Lighten up Ladies.
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Old May 17th 2010, 6:07 pm
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Originally Posted by whitelinen
Fortunately I live in the real world and do not base my opinions on 2nd hand stories or day time TV.

I think/hope that Bil is a wind-up merchant.
Living solo would be preferable to living with anyone who had such a low opinion of the opposite sex.

And no I cant speculate at all on what might have occurred in 2 minutes in a house full of people/family. I have never heard of nor witnessed a woman proposition a man in that fashion. As for the daughter I hope she too is a figment of your imagination, otherwise why hasnt she been encouraged to ditch the ¨friend¨.
I really think you are missing the point. The stories I tell are true. The one about my father getting propositioned was quite real, and my daughter is quite real too.

For some reason you seem really affronted by the concept that women aren't all saints.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.......
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Old May 17th 2010, 7:33 pm
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Originally Posted by whitelinen
Fortunately I live in the real world and do not base my opinions on 2nd hand stories or day time TV.
You really don't seem to have read what I said, or else that you dislike the hypothesis I put forward so much, you refuse to step out of the comfort zone of your belief system.

Anyone who based a hypothesis soley on what happens on 'the Jeremy Kyle show' would indeed be rash.

As I said tho, I haven't done this. I have looked at an awful lot of different sources, as one should when forging a hypothesis. I've seen it from personal experience, from the experiences of friends and relatives, from articles, shows like the aforementioned JK, it is clearly represented in animals, in films and in stories. The woman who pursues married men is a classic stereotype, and before you criticise me for using a stereotype, duuuh, there has to be truth in stereotypes, or else they wouldn't be stereotypes.

You don't seem able to come up with any other explanation, to put forward an alternative hypothesis, you just see fit to attack me personally, which is usually the hallmark of someone who is all out of ideas Another 'Little Miss Predictable' I guess.
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Originally Posted by bil
You really don't seem to have read what I said, or else that you dislike the hypothesis I put forward so much, you refuse to step out of the comfort zone of your belief system.

Anyone who based a hypothesis soley on what happens on 'the Jeremy Kyle show' would indeed be rash.

As I said tho, I haven't done this. I have looked at an awful lot of different sources, as one should when forging a hypothesis. I've seen it from personal experience, from the experiences of friends and relatives, from articles, shows like the aforementioned JK, it is clearly represented in animals, in films and in stories. The woman who pursues married men is a classic stereotype, and before you criticise me for using a stereotype, duuuh, there has to be truth in stereotypes, or else they wouldn't be stereotypes.

You don't seem able to come up with any other explanation, to put forward an alternative hypothesis, you just see fit to attack me personally, which is usually the hallmark of someone who is all out of ideas Another 'Little Miss Predictable' I guess.
God you hate women dont you

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Old May 17th 2010, 9:19 pm
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Originally Posted by paintermujer
God you hate women dont you

from miss predictable.xxxx
Well, you are rather, aren't you? I repeat again, there must be a lot of truth in what I say for it to make you smart so.

I don't hate women per se. I hate dishonest behaviour, stupidity and belief systems.

Here's a fun little tale for you concerning your oh so wonderful and honest sisters.

Some time back my daughter, who gods love her is a wonderful kid with a very waspish sense of humour was being rather badly bullied at school. The school admitted it was going on, but as per usual did sod all in real terms, so the bullying, that nasty psychological bullying that females specialise in, continued unabated.

One of the girls was giving it to my daughter, who was doing her best to ignore it, when the girl finally came up with 'And your mother's a slag.'

So, my daughter turned to her, and being in possession of info that was not in general circulation (up to that point) said 'At least my mother isn't shagging her brother in law.'

Oh how we laughed. The girl's father rang me in a fury demanding I punish my daughter, but as I politely pointed out, it wasn't my daughter's fault that his wife couldn't keep it in her knickers, was it?

This recently had a wonderful postscript as the husband got his revenge on his wife in a way that was so brilliant that if I ever meet him again I will doff my cap to him and offer to by him a drink.

Basically he made her sit downstairs while he took her sister upstairs and shagged his brains out with her.

Classic.
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Old May 17th 2010, 10:02 pm
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You surely are a hard act to follow Bil.

Since I started basing my hypothesis and standards on the Jerry Springer show,.. I can honestly say I've never been disappointed.....
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Old May 18th 2010, 9:34 am
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I will stay in the daylight and let you boys/men indulge your fantasies.
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Originally Posted by whitelinen
I will stay in the daylight and let you boys/men indulge your fantasies.
So is indulging in fantasies strictly a male pursuit and never done by girls/women?
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Old May 18th 2010, 10:14 am
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Originally Posted by whitelinen
I will stay in the daylight and let you boys/men indulge your fantasies.
More the stuff of nightmares methinks......


What do you call a married woman that trusts other women implicitly?

The ex wife.
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Ha ha loved reading the posts.

Love you Bil (but not for your todger )
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Old May 18th 2010, 3:32 pm
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Originally Posted by DebsyW
Ha ha loved reading the posts.

Love you Bil (but not for your todger )
Hey there Bil,..some one out there luvs yu bebe.
Maybe time to start your own fan club.
I'm sure there's lorry loads of ladies on BE would be clamouring at your door.


Hopefully not all with a noose in their hands.
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