wood burning stove installation
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Yes exactly, but what I am trying to say is, all the fires I see here in Spain have all been made with male tops, if you like to call it that, or is there some adapter you can buy to fit on the stove top, that's what I can't understand.
I have asked many Spanish builders and the merchants selling the fires and they have all showed me how it's done by just placing the tube on top of the stove in what I consider to be the wrong way up.
Should the narrow end fit inside the top of the fire then rather than the way they show me ie/wide end over top lip?
I have asked many Spanish builders and the merchants selling the fires and they have all showed me how it's done by just placing the tube on top of the stove in what I consider to be the wrong way up.
Should the narrow end fit inside the top of the fire then rather than the way they show me ie/wide end over top lip?
The solution is comparatively simple, but expect to get a lot of tutting and sucking of teeth when you explain it.
You need to get someone to weld up a specialist joint that will fit inside the male on the top of the stove (ie a sub male size) that then widens out to a female socket. Having thus cured the basic stupidity, you can now drop the male end of the first flue pipe into the female end of your adaptor.
There will doubtless be some moron who will try and tell you this is all wrong and the that flue pipes are supposed to go the other way up. This is because they are morons. They will need this carefully explained to them as they are almost certainly too stupid to reasise just how dumb they are.
If you want to make such a joint, it is simply two cylinders of steel, one with the internal diam equal to the internal diam of a female socket and the other with and EXTERNAL diameter equal to the INSIDE diameter of a male. Just weld them together so they are airtight when connected.
Remember to keep thinking to yourself "Deep blue ocean, deeeeepp blueee ocean" over and over again.
God loves stupid people. Why else would he make so many?
Best of luck

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Well spotted.
There will doubtless be some moron who will try and tell you this is all wrong and the that flue pipes are supposed to go the other way up. This is because they are morons. They will need this carefully explained to them as they are almost certainly too stupid to reasise just how dumb they are.
God loves stupid people. Why else would he make so many?
Best of luck
There will doubtless be some moron who will try and tell you this is all wrong and the that flue pipes are supposed to go the other way up. This is because they are morons. They will need this carefully explained to them as they are almost certainly too stupid to reasise just how dumb they are.
God loves stupid people. Why else would he make so many?
Best of luck
I was rather expecting to be put in my place by the real know alls on here


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Every stove I have seen to date in Spain has been fitted incorrectly
To be fair to folk if this is what they are told and they don't question it, it's bound to happen.

To be fair to folk if this is what they are told and they don't question it, it's bound to happen.

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Had you queried if it was socialist practice to put them that way up, we would have had someone blaming Labour for the fact that tar flows downhill, whle I would be blaming the bastard tories for everything.

The problem with installers and so on is that they have been doing it that way for years, and are not about to change for some bloody guiri.
Take heart, 30 years in the UK I spent bitching about that and there were still builders and installers who would swear blind to customers that I didn't know what I was talking about.

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In 30 years of working on flues and chimneys I never once saw a single flue pipe passing thru a wall that was fitted correctly.
Not one.

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On average we clocked up 1 breach per appliance, that's about 8 a day, the record was 11 on one appliance.
I quit doing it when I went to one house where the stoves were installed lethally, a damn near terminal fire risk, and when I asked the lady of the house, she told me the previous owner had done it. His profession?
Building regs inspector for the area.
That's when I stopped the diary.
What was the point?

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No, because what would be the point? It would be like trying to argue that water flows uphill. All anyone has to do is read Building Regs Approved Document J and it's in there.

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[QUOTE=bil and before you ask, no, you can't seal the joints.[/QUOTE]
Fire cement
High temp proof paint
Exhaust repair paste
Clamps around the joint.
Been there, tried them all. Nothing works. It will eat through anything.
My solution was to replace the lot with double skinned insulated tube.
The first piece is a cone shape, only around 8 inches long that fits narrow end down over the male bit on the top of the fire. All the other tubes sit on top of this with there own fitted clamp.
You will never see this type of tube in the showrooms, it is a secret that you have to know about. Ask for "tubo aislado" And they will raise an eyebrow and tell you that they have it, but nobody ever buys it as it costs about 5 times more than the single skinned tube.
Well worth the extra cost IMO.
Ours has now been fitted for 4yrs without any leaks.
Fire cement
High temp proof paint
Exhaust repair paste
Clamps around the joint.
Been there, tried them all. Nothing works. It will eat through anything.

My solution was to replace the lot with double skinned insulated tube.
The first piece is a cone shape, only around 8 inches long that fits narrow end down over the male bit on the top of the fire. All the other tubes sit on top of this with there own fitted clamp.
You will never see this type of tube in the showrooms, it is a secret that you have to know about. Ask for "tubo aislado" And they will raise an eyebrow and tell you that they have it, but nobody ever buys it as it costs about 5 times more than the single skinned tube.
Well worth the extra cost IMO.
Ours has now been fitted for 4yrs without any leaks.


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Fire cement
High temp proof paint
Exhaust repair paste
Clamps around the joint.
Been there, tried them all. Nothing works. It will eat through anything.
My solution was to replace the lot with double skinned insulated tube.
The first piece is a cone shape, only around 8 inches long that fits narrow end down over the male bit on the top of the fire. All the other tubes sit on top of this with there own fitted clamp.
You will never see this type of tube in the showrooms, it is a secret that you have to know about. Ask for "tubo aislado" And they will raise an eyebrow and tell you that they have it, but nobody ever buys it as it costs about 5 times more than the single skinned tube.
Well worth the extra cost IMO.
Ours has now been fitted for 4yrs without any leaks.
High temp proof paint
Exhaust repair paste
Clamps around the joint.
Been there, tried them all. Nothing works. It will eat through anything.

My solution was to replace the lot with double skinned insulated tube.
The first piece is a cone shape, only around 8 inches long that fits narrow end down over the male bit on the top of the fire. All the other tubes sit on top of this with there own fitted clamp.
You will never see this type of tube in the showrooms, it is a secret that you have to know about. Ask for "tubo aislado" And they will raise an eyebrow and tell you that they have it, but nobody ever buys it as it costs about 5 times more than the single skinned tube.
Well worth the extra cost IMO.
Ours has now been fitted for 4yrs without any leaks.

The double skin works because each length has a good sound joint, but there is still a correct way of fitting it, and a wrong way. The junction that connects to the stove should still ideally go INSIDE the stove's socket. Also, be very careful never to have a chimney fire as the steel inside will denature and rot if it is exposed to temps that high.
The only disadvantage of it is that it does mean you get less heat in the room as more goes up the flue. This double tho is EXCELLENT for where the flue goes thru a wall or a ceiling as it won't expand and crack the plaster, and is ideal for outside, in fact, you shouldn't use the single skin outside. I don't care how many people do, it's still wrong.

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The huge problem with simple, effective solutions is that people don't value them, and then won't pay enough to make it worth your while.
I'd say to you, when you have the money, buy a cheap arc welder and get a good helmet that has one of those clear glass windows that darken automatically. Then start to teach yourself how to weld.
There are good basic books, and even if you weld badly (like I do) you can clean it up with a grinder and cover your mistakes with paint!

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Wel, I got that done for me by a friend, as I wasn't going to be there when the stove was delivered, and he was fitting it for me.
The huge problem with simple, effective solutions is that people don't value them, and then won't pay enough to make it worth your while.
I'd say to you, when you have the money, buy a cheap arc welder and get a good helmet that has one of those clear glass windows that darken automatically. Then start to teach yourself how to weld.
There are good basic books, and even if you weld badly (like I do) you can clean it up with a grinder and cover your mistakes with paint!
The huge problem with simple, effective solutions is that people don't value them, and then won't pay enough to make it worth your while.
I'd say to you, when you have the money, buy a cheap arc welder and get a good helmet that has one of those clear glass windows that darken automatically. Then start to teach yourself how to weld.
There are good basic books, and even if you weld badly (like I do) you can clean it up with a grinder and cover your mistakes with paint!

Latest purchase was a winch from Lidl. German engineering! Lidl does it for me. Means I can buy cheap....and European!
