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Old Apr 3rd 2011, 4:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
They probably gave a questionnaire to half a dozen "business people".
I bow to your superior knowledge. Don't forget the 'light-hearted' aspect of this thread. Back to black-leading the grate.
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I bow to your superior knowledge. Don't forget the 'light-hearted' aspect of this thread. Back to black-leading the grate.
OK I'll take my boot off your neck now
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Is it not possible to simply like a woman for what she is rather than subject her to a long session of psycho-analysis before the second date? I suppose in the robotic future, (has it already started?), a software programme from Microsoft will determine whether you love a person.

Arranged marriages, that’s the future, arranged by Bill Gates’ company, shipped with Windows 23. The words Love and Romance will be left out of dictionaries as they are no longer relevant.

Or will the future consist of men walking down the aisle with men, and women walking down with women, it saves on the agonising about which is the better sex.
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OK I'll take my boot off your neck now
Thank you. To be honest I felt no pressure at all.
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Originally Posted by HBG
Is it not possible to simply like a woman for what she is rather than subject her to a long session of psycho-analysis before the second date? I suppose in the robotic future, (has it already started?), a software programme from Microsoft will determine whether you love a person.

Arranged marriages, that’s the future, arranged by Bill Gates’ company, shipped with Windows 23. The words Love and Romance will be left out of dictionaries as they are no longer relevant.

Or will the future consist of men walking down the aisle with men, and women walking down with women, it saves on the agonising about which is the better sex.
I do not think that there is a 'better' sex. There are men and there are women. Each has a point of view and each are equally valid and should be respected by the other. There are of course extemes and these are difficult to reconcile - that does not mean to say that an effort must not be made to do so. Having said that I must say that in my long experience of women I have met more than a few who will have no truck with men whatsoever, no matter what the argument. Gay men of my aquaintance are effusive in their praise of women, most gay women on the other hand have been completely dismissive of men, gay or otherwise. It is sad that such a rich source of human experience, expertise and knowledge, irrespective of ones sexual orientation, should be dismissed on the grounds of ones sexual proclivity - and for NO other reason.

Whoops - what happened to 'light-hearted'? Before anyone pulls me up.
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Originally Posted by Alectryon
I do not think that there is a 'better' sex. There are men and there are women. Each has a point of view and each are equally valid and should be respected by the other. There are of course extemes and these are difficult to reconcile - that does not mean to say that an effort must not be made to do so. Having said that I must say that in my long experience of women I have met more than a few who will have no truck with men whatsoever, no matter what the argument. Gay men of my aquaintance are effusive in their praise of women, most gay women on the other hand have been completely dismissive of men, gay or otherwise. It is sad that such a rich source of human experience, expertise and knowledge, irrespective of ones sexual orientation, should be dismissed on the grounds of ones sexual proclivity - and for NO other reason.

Whoops - what happened to 'light-hearted'? Before anyone pulls me up.

You miss the point, in a light hearted way of course. Your, and others’, vast experience is easily programmable into a simple software programme which saves on superfluous words and endless procrastination.

There will be a ‘card’ DNA and character reader in the near future, where a man meeting a woman, or any combination of the two, will simply insert their finger tips into a small, portable device which will give an instant reading on their compatibility levels.

The device will pay for itself immediately if the meeting takes place at the Savoy Grill before you sit down for the meal, and walk away if the levels are incompatible. If you’re meeting at Meson Paco in Torrevieja, it will take a bit longer to recover the cost, but it will still be worth it.
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Originally Posted by HBG
You miss the point, in a light hearted way of course. Your, and others’, vast experience is easily programmable into a simple software programme which saves on superfluous words and endless procrastination.

There will be a ‘card’ DNA and character reader in the near future, where a man meeting a woman, or any combination of the two, will simply insert their finger tips into a small, portable device which will give an instant reading on their compatibility levels.

The device will pay for itself immediately if the meeting takes place at the Savoy Grill before you sit down for the meal, and walk away if the levels are incompatible. If you’re meeting at Meson Paco in Torrevieja, it will take a bit longer to recover the cost, but it will still be worth it.
How romantic.

I'll continue to go 'on instinct' and, if it doesn't work out, I won't have to sue Microsoft. I prefer tea at The Ritz.
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Originally Posted by HBG
Is it not possible to simply like a woman for what she is rather than subject her to a long session of psycho-analysis before the second date? .
Trouble is, that with age and experience, you reach a point when a woman comes up to you, eyelashes a-flutter, and your first thought is 'What do you want?'
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Trouble is, that with age and experience, you reach a point when a woman comes up to you, eyelashes a-flutter, and your first thought is 'What do you want?'
Spot on.
If only we could have thought this way at sixteen just think how easier life would have been.

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Spot on.
If only we could have thought this way at sixteen just think how easier life would have been.

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Originally Posted by Alectryon
I bow to your superior knowledge. Don't forget the 'light-hearted' aspect of this thread. Back to black-leading the grate.
http://humour.200ok.com.au/women-chemical-analysis.php

There you go, on a lighter note,
but a fairly accurate analysis nevertheless, wouldn't you agree bil ?
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http://humour.200ok.com.au/women-chemical-analysis.php

There you go, on a lighter note,
but a fairly accurate analysis nevertheless, wouldn't you agree bil ?
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Originally Posted by HBG
You miss the point, in a light hearted way of course. Your, and others’, vast experience is easily programmable into a simple software programme which saves on superfluous words and endless procrastination.

There will be a ‘card’ DNA and character reader in the near future, where a man meeting a woman, or any combination of the two, will simply insert their finger tips into a small, portable device which will give an instant reading on their compatibility levels.

The device will pay for itself immediately if the meeting takes place at the Savoy Grill before you sit down for the meal, and walk away if the levels are incompatible. If you’re meeting at Meson Paco in Torrevieja, it will take a bit longer to recover the cost, but it will still be worth it.
Isn't there an App for that?
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Now here's a question for the women reading this.

Would you trust another woman near your partner? Not would you trust your partner, would you trust another woman?

If the answer is yes, which ones would you trust near him on a regular basis?

Close relative, eg sister.
Distant relative, eg cousin.
Best friend.
Casual friend.
Acquaintance.
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Now here's a question for the women reading this.

Would you trust another woman near your partner? Not would you trust your partner, would you trust another woman?

If the answer is yes, which ones would you trust near him on a regular basis?

Close relative, eg sister.
Distant relative, eg cousin.
Best friend.
Casual friend.
Acquaintance.
YES, all of them.

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