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Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. I've done my job and sent this email to you , now it's up to you to send it on. |
Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by spain
(Post 5045021)
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. I've done my job and sent this email to you , now it's up to you to send it on. |
Re: Why, Why, Why
:rofl: Very good ...
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Re: Why, Why, Why
Thats really good:)
yesterday I was wondering why do I always look both ways when crossing over a one way street. |
Re: Why, Why, Why
So many questions.....so little time :p
Thanks for posting this Spain! |
Re: Why, Why, Why
am I allowed to be pedantic here?
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Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 5066830)
am I allowed to be pedantic here?
Doesn't mean we'll understand what you're talking about ;) |
Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by MnM
(Post 5066850)
Be as academic as you like.
Doesn't mean we'll understand what you're talking about ;) Kamikaze pilots never wore helmets. |
Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 5066864)
pedantic!!!
Kamikaze pilots never wore helmets. |
Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 5066864)
pedantic!!!
Kamikaze pilots never wore helmets. Well almost.....if you don't dwell on details too much K....have it your way..... Be as pedantic as you like! Happy now? |
Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5066875)
Did they have parachutes though!
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Re: Why, Why, Why
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 5066884)
No, but oddly enough they did have life jackets!!
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