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Rotor Jul 13th 2008 8:28 pm

Ugly Bunch?
 
Have you noticed how the ratio of attractive women in Spain is much higher than the UK?

Guess its down to diet and lifestyle,plus having a better understanding on fashion,?;)

Rgds

Ugly Rotor

(Ballistic vest on!)

Same Difference Jul 13th 2008 8:53 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 
:confused:

bil Jul 13th 2008 9:35 pm

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I certainly think the UK seems to have cornered the market in hard faced juvenile slappers with pancake makeup.

zel Jul 13th 2008 9:46 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 6568753)
I certainly think the UK seems to have cornered the market in hard faced juvenile slappers with pancake makeup.

It must be down to where you live I guess as I see many more "slappers" in Spain than I do around here.

And I must say I see many more stunningly beautiful women in London than I ever have in my years of travelling and living here and there in Spain/Portugal.

Can't say I agree with the OP or yourself at all..

bil Jul 13th 2008 9:58 pm

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Possibly, possibly, but it's the hard faced, calculating look that is so unattractive. I see that a lot in the UK. I don't see it a lot in Spain, but perhaps that's down to where we are.

Same Difference Jul 13th 2008 10:00 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 6568753)
I certainly think the UK seems to have cornered the market in hard faced juvenile slappers with pancake makeup.

:lol:

So true! :rofl:

barrer Jul 13th 2008 10:36 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 
British women round where I live are either stuck so far up their own a***holes they haven't seen daylight for years, or hard faced nasty looking chavettes with multi-seat baby buggies.

Ugly, the lot of them.

Lisbon is full of lovely sexy looking women.

Same Difference Jul 13th 2008 10:37 pm

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Originally Posted by barrer (Post 6568890)
British women round where I live are either stuck so far up their own a***holes they haven't seen daylight for years, or hard faced nasty looking chavettes with multi-seat baby buggies.

Ugly, the lot of them.

Lisbon is full of lovely sexy looking women.

Where do you live? :rofl:

bil Jul 13th 2008 11:01 pm

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Near us is what looks like Chav Central.

Same Difference Jul 13th 2008 11:02 pm

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 6568954)
Near us is what looks like Chav Central.

:rofl::rofl:

Wheres that bil? :lol:

barrer Jul 13th 2008 11:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6568891)
Where do you live? :rofl:

Hertfordshire, rich area with some horrid towns ( ie Watford, Hemel, Stevenage ).

bil Jul 13th 2008 11:26 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 
We are renting at the posh end of Royston, it kind of goes down hill from there.

There was a village near where we used to be that was renowned for slappers hanging around. Loadsa pramfaces.

I had the joy, a few years back of bumping into one of them I was at school with. I remember her as being very far up herself and never deigning to have anything to do with the likes of me.

She's now in a council house with 4 kids of assorted races and different fathers.

Ahhhhh schadenfreude, doncha love it?

HereKittyKitty Jul 14th 2008 12:20 am

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 

Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 6568610)
Have you noticed how the ratio of attractive women in Spain is much higher than the UK?

Guess its down to diet and lifestyle,plus having a better understanding on fashion,?;)

Rgds

Ugly Rotor

(Ballistic vest on!)

I would say the ratio is much higher as regards Men.

poshnbucks Jul 14th 2008 12:31 am

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I rather like the Spanish totty myself always thought I would end my days alone before Lucinda came along. I can see all the the lads getting excited and to answer your question yes she is blazing hot between the sheets.Enclosed a latest piccy for you so you chaps and Rota can run a copy off the printer and abuse yourselves. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rotor Jul 14th 2008 1:53 am

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Originally Posted by HereKittyKitty (Post 6569224)
I would say the ratio is much higher as regards Men.

:rofl:The men do nothing for me:rofl:my wife says the are to short,I think she means in the leg!!:rofl:

Rgds

Rotor

El Capitan Jul 14th 2008 2:01 am

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Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 6569576)
:rofl:The men do nothing for me:rofl: ....

Well one man usually drives the taxi for me, another man usually staffs the front door and looks menacingly at vagrants, another man serves my tapas at lunchtime, another man is happy to fill up my tank with fuel, yet another man provides all the legal advice I need so there are some useful ones around. :rofl:

betris Jul 15th 2008 10:19 am

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 

Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 6568610)
Have you noticed how the ratio of attractive women in Spain is much higher than the UK?

Guess its down to diet and lifestyle,plus having a better understanding on fashion,?;)

Rgds

Ugly Rotor

(Ballistic vest on!)

Yes in spain they are fantastic when they are young.but as they get older the get fater and fater and fater.then they moan and moan and moan.thats why you see most men out with the younger babes and leave the old boots in the house

andyrich666 Jul 15th 2008 10:29 am

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Originally Posted by betris (Post 6575076)
Yes in spain they are fantastic when they are young.but as they get older the get fater and fater and fater.then they moan and moan and moan.thats why you see most men out with the younger babes and leave the old boots in the house

lol, cool post, prolly right, there are still some well fit jobs in there 40's though but you have noticed something certainly true.

everyone likes different, I love latin birds, they well pretty for me, but others like chinese and thai, some like German.

Its down to diet and lifestyle for sure, really though English people are badly educated same as yanks, there are a lot of fit and fat latinas in the US, those that goto a Latin school are the pick of the bunch, those who attend US classes are the big juggernauts.

But one thing with the Spanish even the larger (young) variety still have those pretty smiley faces, you just dont get them in the UK :(

jurdyr Jul 15th 2008 11:00 am

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the spanish girl that live next door to me is muy bueno in very way about 28 good looks mouth watering eyes and few outher thinks if you know what i mean
but here boyfreind is 32 ruby built and some one whant to lit the canndle up there .... but some night she lay in two him .... and i mean she hits him , spanish ladys are vocal but this one know how to uesd the cook waer aswell and not just on the hot pan

but i dont see to many off them with fat , ugly ,tattoos there just right and that more Interactive with meetting new people been isrih i used to put the hand to meet , that stopped now with 2 kisses are 3 , that i want more , its irish think i tell them :rofl:

andyrich666 Jul 15th 2008 11:05 am

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Originally Posted by jurdyr (Post 6575184)
the spanish girl that live next door to me is muy bueno in very way about 28 good looks mouth watering eyes and few outher thinks if you know what i mean
but here boyfreind is 32 ruby built and some one whant to lit the canndle up there .... but some night she lay in two him .... and i mean she hits him , spanish ladys are vocal but this one know how to uesd the cook waer aswell and not just on the hot pan

but i dont see to many off them with fat , ugly ,tattoos there just right and that more Interactive with meetting new people been isrih i used to put the hand to meet , that stopped now with 2 kisses are 3 , that i want more , its irish think i tell them :rofl:

mate you just need to see the hookers on the roundabouts they are class, proper nice - no spots - no heroin problems -

Latin girls -

Mira mira yo quiero

Cuban girls, Cuban girls, (I like 'em)
Puerto Rican girls, Puerto Rican girls, (yo quiero)
Mexican girls, Mexican girls, (yo quiero)
Spanish girls, Spanish girls, (I like 'em)
Girls, Girls, Latin girls
Latin girls, Latin girls
Latin girls, What's happenin' girls?
What's happenin' girl? What's happenin?

I like Latin dem Latin women (I do)
And they love me cause I'm that man
With cocoa nuts and chocolate skin
I'm that mocha masculine
Feminines that are Latin call ya friends
And call your cousins cause I know you got dozens of them
Marias, Elizabeths, Sonyas and Blancas
When I see ya you can get boned if ya wanta
Yo quiero and I'm sincero
If you never had an ichi let me be your primero
We can hit the channel we can dance the bolero
Have a shopping spree and you can spend my dinero
But...
I wish you was more like J-Lo
(my love don't cost) Cause love don't cost a thing
So why don't you let this king love the queen of Argentine
Girl you know I know you know what I mean
Cause I like them'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lf_zu_Y33mQ original


http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Yata5YCN0s&feature=related more spanish live with (con) Juanes - my preference

bil Jul 15th 2008 11:42 am

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There's certainly a lot of fat ugly tattooed pikeys in the UK.

When I was in the redlight district in Holland, I was STUNNED at how georgeous most of the women were, - well there was one swamp donkey that we saw in a window and the joke was, she was the only one to get a customer as we walked past them all.

Try and imagine a poorly shaved orangoutang in a frock.

jurdyr Jul 15th 2008 12:35 pm

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 
[QUOTE=andyrich666;6575196]mate you just need to see the hookers on the roundabouts they are class, proper nice - no spots - no heroin problems -

Latin girls -

Mira mira yo quiero

Cuban girls, Cuban girls, (I like 'em)
Puerto Rican girls, Puerto Rican girls, (yo quiero)
Mexican girls, Mexican girls, (yo quiero)
Spanish girls, Spanish girls, (I like 'em)
Girls, Girls, Latin girls
Latin girls, Latin girls
Latin girls, What's happenin' girls?
What's happenin' girl? What's happenin?

I like Latin dem Latin women (I do)
And they love me cause I'm that man
With cocoa nuts and chocolate skin
I'm that mocha masculine
Feminines that are Latin call ya friends
And call your cousins cause I know you got dozens of them
Marias, Elizabeths, Sonyas and Blancas
When I see ya you can get boned if ya wanta
Yo quiero and I'm sincero
If you never had an ichi let me be your primero
We can hit the channel we can dance the bolero
Have a shopping spree and you can spend my dinero
But...
I wish you was more like J-Lo
(my love don't cost) Cause love don't cost a thing
So why don't you let this king love the queen of Argentine
Girl you know I know you know what I mean
Cause I like them'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lf_zu_Y33mQ original
/watch?v=gXiKQ1fJj-Y is better nicer Latin dem Latin women

36 and slim here wich i got ladys like them mmmmm :thumbsup:
not in to pay for them unless it a meal few drinks and see what happen when we wake up in the morring ROUND 2

bil Jul 15th 2008 9:40 pm

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Everyone pays for sex, one way or the other.

jurdyr Jul 16th 2008 11:49 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 6576355)
Everyone pays for sex, one way or the other.

ya that ture Beauty , Book Gifts , Health , Jewelry , Movies , Music , Shoes , toys Video Games , flowers and so all that all cost

poshnbucks Jul 16th 2008 3:51 pm

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jurdyr ............... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr The object of your desire :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

sueandterry Jul 17th 2008 9:15 am

Re: Ugly Bunch?
 

Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 6568610)
Have you noticed how the ratio of attractive women in Spain is much higher than the UK?

Guess its down to diet and lifestyle,plus having a better understanding on fashion,?;)

Rgds

Ugly Rotor

(Ballistic vest on!)

yep, we're sun bleached, tanned, and can get away with wearing clothes
that we wouldn't be seen dead in, in UK !!Can't beat it !! Thanks anyway !
Nice to have compliments !! :D

jurdyr Jul 17th 2008 2:17 pm

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Originally Posted by poshnbucks (Post 6579353)
jurdyr ............... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr The object of your desire :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

where she please i love to meet here there no down here just up in the world
lol thank poshnbucks your always looking out form me again i do the same for you

:thumbup:


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