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Lionda Aug 29th 2007 3:51 pm

TV in a tapas bar
 
Today we went into a lovely little tapas bar in town, we've been in there many times and they are very friendly. We ordered and sat down. The tv was on showing a couple sat on a park bench talking. They began to kiss, then he pulled down the straps of her dress :unsure: She reached down and hubby said - she's after his wallet. But then - :ohmy: What it showed next had us all shocked but laughing in the bar :o The owner immediately got the remote control and changed channels :rofl:

Cornish maid Aug 29th 2007 3:56 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 5249261)
Today we went into a lovely little tapas bar in town, we've been in there many times and they are very friendly. We ordered and sat down. The tv was on showing a couple sat on a park bench talking. They began to kiss, then he pulled down the straps of her dress :unsure: She reached down and hubby said - she's after his wallet. But then - :ohmy: What it showed next had us all shocked but laughing in the bar :o The owner immediately got the remote control and changed channels :rofl:


:ohmy::ohmy::o No doubt Matt et al will want to know which channel it was on!:rofl::rofl:

Lionda Aug 29th 2007 4:00 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by Cornish maid (Post 5249292)
:ohmy::ohmy::o No doubt Matt et al will want to know which channel it was on!:rofl::rofl:

There was a rabbits head in the top right hand corner, must have been a sky channel.

Cornish maid Aug 29th 2007 4:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 5249311)
There was a rabbits head in the top right hand corner, must have been a sky channel.

sounds a bit like the playboy logo...or so my son would tell me!:D

Lionda Aug 29th 2007 4:09 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 
It almost put me off my tortilla Sally :rofl:

gallerie9 Aug 29th 2007 5:15 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 
When we first arrived I had this thought that Spanish women were very religious and prudish .........why I thought that I will never know ......... any way we had been here less than a week we were watching the local TV station called Local 8 .well we started with cartoons all of a sudden the screen changed...........Well talk about porn it was hard core at 9 in the morning they were at it all over the screen I souted my other half and said "I thought you said this was a good catholic country"
My opionion changed from then on.
I asked one of my friends ...the spanish women talk about sex very openly LOL I made comment about how liberal they all were and open and how I had thought that they were all relgious. They burst out laughing
"Sharon you know about hot latin man well how do you think we keep them happy LOL"

rugbymatt Aug 29th 2007 5:27 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 
This can happen far more than you would realise.........................

Last Footie world cup I was sat in a bar watching an Argentine game, the bar was packed and the two screens at either end of the bar had all of us pinned to the game, when all of a sudden half the bar started to scream and shout..........................what was happening, we were all watching the same game so what was going on?

When I turned around it would appear that someone had changed channel and a lady was having a lovely time with two guys..the show continued for about 30 seconds and we were all a bit annoyed that the bar owner decided to change it back....

leighbloke Aug 29th 2007 6:47 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5249648)
This can happen far more than you would realise.........................

Last Footie world cup I was sat in a bar watching an Argentine game, the bar was packed and the two screens at either end of the bar had all of us pinned to the game, when all of a sudden half the bar started to scream and shout..........................what was happening, we were all watching the same game so what was going on?

When I turned around it would appear that someone had changed channel and a lady was having a lovely time with two guys..the show continued for about 30 seconds and we were all a bit annoyed that the bar owner decided to change it back....

I once checked into a hotel, and the receptionist took me to the room, telling me on the way they'd had a new TV system installed, which was dead posh, had a welcome screen for when you got to your room, told you local weather, "what's on" and allowed you to check your invoice etc - when she opened the door my welcome screen was a very accomodating lady and two guys. I got a crick in my neck trying to work it out! The receptionist was gone like the wind.

rugbymatt Aug 29th 2007 6:50 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5249988)
I once checked into a hotel, and the receptionist took me to the room, telling me on the way they'd had a new TV system installed, which was dead posh, had a welcome screen for when you got to your room, told you local weather, "what's on" and allowed you to check your invoice etc - when she opened the door my welcome screen was a very accomodating lady and two guys. I got a crick in my neck trying to work it out! The receptionist was gone like the wind.

I have to say, this particular woman looked like she was pretty watertight!!!!!

leighbloke Aug 29th 2007 7:38 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5250007)
I have to say, this particular woman looked like she was pretty watertight!!!!!

Tight?? Hardly!!

sarahchirles Aug 29th 2007 8:04 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 5249261)
Today we went into a lovely little tapas bar in town, we've been in there many times and they are very friendly. We ordered and sat down. The tv was on showing a couple sat on a park bench talking. They began to kiss, then he pulled down the straps of her dress :unsure: She reached down and hubby said - she's after his wallet. But then - :ohmy: What it showed next had us all shocked but laughing in the bar :o The owner immediately got the remote control and changed channels :rofl:

Ahh the Spanish do like a bit of BLUE!

Local village bar much later on in the evening has the PRAWN on!

They don't turn it off tho! Like it or lump it! Or whatever you wanna do with it! :eek:

montgomail Aug 29th 2007 9:03 pm

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A bit worrying though if you have kids. I don't need my 11 year old watching day time porn. The news items as well are a lot more graphic aren't they? You'd think if would make a difference to road casualty stats.

leighbloke Aug 29th 2007 11:24 pm

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 5250588)
A bit worrying though if you have kids. I don't need my 11 year old watching day time porn.............

Yep, that's the way no porn before 6:00 pm till they're 12!!

Lionda Aug 30th 2007 6:54 am

Re: TV in a tapas bar
 

Originally Posted by sarahchirles (Post 5250399)
Ahh the Spanish do like a bit of BLUE!

Local village bar much later on in the evening has the PRAWN on!

They don't turn it off tho! Like it or lump it! Or whatever you wanna do with it! :eek:


I'll make a point of checking the tv channel before I order in future ;):lol:

montgomail Aug 30th 2007 11:40 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5251092)
Yep, that's the way no porn before 6:00 pm till they're 12!!

Hush now. You knew what I meant.


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