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valenciatim Apr 15th 2008 4:08 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212643)
I am disgusted at the general tone of this thread, can you people not tell that I am a reformed character nowadays thanks to Mr Cortez?

I am sure that you will have heard this before somewhere, but I am glad that I had already swallowed!!!

Sam Greenfield Apr 15th 2008 4:08 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6212587)
One day ladies! If we ever meet, you will both get your come uppance!:rofl:

Im shaking in my shoes :p :rofl:

valenciatim Apr 15th 2008 4:09 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6212652)
Im shaking in my shoes :p :rofl:

When I am scared, I normally wobble a bit...:rofl:

Sam Greenfield Apr 15th 2008 4:09 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6212651)
I am sure that you will have heard this before somewhere, but I am glad that I had already swallowed!!!

Your doing it again Tim ;) :rofl:

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:09 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6212651)
I am sure that you will have heard this before somewhere, but I am glad that I had already swallowed!!!

I wont rise to it..............

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:16 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212662)
I wont rise to it..............

What would you rise to then? ;)

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:17 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212691)
What would you rise to then? ;)

Topless photo of you?






I'm sorry Mr Cortez, she made me do it!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:18 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212694)
Topless photo of you?






I'm sorry Mr Cortez, she made me do it!

I can promise you Matt, you would definately not rise to that!!

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:18 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212696)
I can promise you Matt, you would definately not rise to that!!

Bet I would, I have weird tastes.

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:19 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212698)
Bet I would, I have weird tastes.

I AM NOT WEIRD!!

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:20 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212703)
I AM NOT WEIRD!!

You have a female partner, that's quite weird!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:22 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212713)
You have a female partner, that's quite weird!

She has a butch voice as you well know! :sneaky:

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:23 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212719)
She has a butch voice as you well know! :sneaky:

I thought so too...............I just put it down to her being so Northern, but now you come to mention it, she was VERY butch!

Sam Greenfield Apr 15th 2008 4:24 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212723)
I thought so too...............I just put it down to her being so Northern, but now you come to mention it, she was VERY butch!

Oi you :p bad man :rofl:

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:25 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212723)
I thought so too...............I just put it down to her being so Northern, but now you come to mention it, she was VERY butch!

Oh believe me, she is!

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:26 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6212729)
Oi you :p bad man :rofl:

I was going to say something on the phone, but didn't think saying "Jesus H Christ you have a really Northern accent" would be that good a thing given the situation!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:27 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212739)
I was going to say something on the phone, but didn't think saying "Jesus H Christ you have a really Northern accent" would be that good a thing given the situation!

She thought you sounded quite camp! :lol:

Sam Greenfield Apr 15th 2008 4:28 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212739)
I was going to say something on the phone, but didn't think saying "Jesus H Christ you have a really Northern accent" would be that good a thing given the situation!

Oh YUK YUK YUK Matt - i couldnt rug munch if my life depended on it :eek:

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:29 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6212747)
Oh YUK YUK YUK Matt - i couldnt rug munch if my life depended on it :eek:

Oh God Sam......thats a vile way of describing it :eek:

Sam Greenfield Apr 15th 2008 4:30 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212755)
Oh God Sam......thats a vile way of describing it :eek:

Well go on then name a nice way of putting it then :ohmy: there aint is there

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:31 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212746)
She thought you sounded quite camp! :lol:

I can't believe that, I puffed up my chest and even did some weights just before I spoke to her!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:34 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212766)
I can't believe that, I puffed up my chest and even did some weights just before I spoke to her!

She actually thought she was speaking to Lily Savage at one point!

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:38 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212790)
She actually thought she was speaking to Lily Savage at one point!

Better Lilly Savage than a female Bernard Manning!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:40 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212808)
Better Lilly Savage than a female Bernard Manning!

Im lost for words on that one :rofl::rofl:

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:43 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212817)
Im lost for words on that one :rofl::rofl:

I am shocked!



Lilly Savage!

I'm gonna kick your arse in June!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:45 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212837)
I am shocked!



Lilly Savage!


I'm gonna kick your arse in June!

I am only repeating what I have been told! :lol:

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:46 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212846)
I am only repeating what I have been told! :lol:

Whatever!


I'm off to the pub, see, you have driven me to drink woman!

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:47 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212850)
Whatever!


I'm off to the pub, see, you have driven me to drink woman!

Enjoy your cocktails!

rugbymatt Apr 15th 2008 4:49 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6212858)
Enjoy your cocktails!

I am going to count up all these insults and save them for when we meet up.

Same Difference Apr 15th 2008 4:50 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6212867)
I am going to count up all these insults and save them for when we meet up.

Its about time I insulted you cos you and LB are always ganging up against me! :p

Lionda Apr 15th 2008 6:33 am

Re: Tim paint your pool
 
What ARE you two on about :blink: :rofl:

Same Difference Apr 24th 2008 9:12 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 
Nice to see your pool filled Tim! :D

valenciatim Apr 24th 2008 9:14 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6263683)
Nice to see your pool filled Tim! :D

How did you know that the pic was there?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Same Difference Apr 24th 2008 9:15 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6263690)
How did you know that the pic was there?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Cos I looked! :blink:

Same Difference Apr 24th 2008 9:23 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6263690)
How did you know that the pic was there?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Have you been in it yet?

valenciatim Apr 24th 2008 10:14 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6263715)
Have you been in it yet?

Now don't be silly!:rofl:

Same Difference Apr 24th 2008 11:09 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6263903)
Now don't be silly!:rofl:

Get your speedos on and have a dip!! :D

valenciatim Apr 24th 2008 11:25 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6264058)
Get your speedos on and have a dip!! :D

I'll do you a deal! Get your bum up here, and I will follow you in!
Oh and me and speedos! Not a pretty sight!

Same Difference Apr 24th 2008 11:26 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6264113)
I'll do you a deal! Get your bum up here, and I will follow you in!
Oh and me and speedos! Not a pretty sight!

I dont do wet, I just like to look at the pool!! :D

valenciatim Apr 24th 2008 11:27 pm

Re: Tim paint your pool
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6264118)
I dont do wet, I just like to look at the pool!! :D

Well, do that then instead!


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