Mitzyboy

Firstly you have to have the keyboard surgically removed

Miss Naughty

rugbymatt

I don't know why I said that, I am sat in the garden with a cider, the lappy and radio 5 live, and the dog is running around barking at the swallows, life is not bad.....

Mitzyboy

See .... your dawg thinks its a bird now!

crispy

One foot in front of the other opening every door you come too, sods law you will open one that leads to the great outsidedaylight and fresh air!!

Sod this dial up the moment has passed

rugbymatt

hardly surprising really, I gave it a birds name!

ZoeOddJob

I know this one's been going for a bit, but what really "annoys" me is Spanish waiters suddenly trying to charge tourist rate when I have been drinking in their bar for the past 5 months and then trying to say it was my fault because I ordered something in a different way to normal?!!! What's that all about? Am I supposed to show them my residency papers before I order or what???

crispy

We get that all the time, in the summer they have different staff and many don't know you are local, that's why we always go to the same three bars in July and August, one of them doesn't give us cheaper price but larger drinks which is fine by us.

We have however found that even the Brits bars that know us well, we try to support as much as we do the Spanish ones (especially in the winter) never even offer us so much as an after dinner drink on the house or a bowl of olives with our drink. Which I think is a shame as many of the Spanish places we us often given use a free drink or the complementary tapas dish.