leighbloke

Not got a clue what I'm talking about? Then read on:-


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. - Roon sirbees."


Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


RS: " Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."


NOW YOU ARE BILINGUAL. GOOD JOB.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

valenciatim

It's a bit early for twaddle!

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Took me bloody ages to read that!

bil

I hate it when I get someone with a thick Indian accent cold calling me. I immediately start talking to them in a convoluted way to p*ss them off.

"Is dat de owner of de buzinezz??"

""Hmmm. Well, that is a tricky line of questioning. Do any of us in the truest sense really own anything? What do you think the ancient philosophers would have thought about that?"

and so on....

leighbloke

Do forgive me for lowering the intellectually stimulating principles of this area of the site won't you.

bil

OK, but only because I'm feeling gracious.

rugbymatt

what shit is going on in here?

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Dont ask!

rugbymatt

Bloody nuts..........glad I am off tomorrow.

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Ah just remembered............tonights the night!

gazz

makes perfect sense to me?

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Aye it would!

rugbymatt

Yep..........and its a pretty big one!



I hope there are enough Mods on duty, they are going to need them.

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Mitzys on!

rugbymatt

They all might need to be................