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Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Old Jul 27th 2007, 12:02 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
and I'm on a roll....
Dont lets get bogged down
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 12:03 am
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Dont lets get bogged down
"U" bend everything round to your level don't you?
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 12:05 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
"U" bend everything round to your level don't you?
Its all going down the pan now
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 12:06 am
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Its all going down the pan now
Oh Bog Off!
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 12:07 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Oh Bog Off!
This thread stinks
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 1:50 am
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Soft toilet paper was originally banned in hospitals because of it's 'low mechanical burst strength', I presume that means that it ripped too easily.
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 2:02 am
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Originally Posted by jandy44
This thread stinks
You lot have managed to dredge me out of the cesspool of despair!

This thread has put a smile on my faece(s)
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 2:06 am
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Originally Posted by Cornish maid
You lot have managed to dredge me out of the cesspool of despair!

This thread has put a smile on my faece(s)
And now I've really got the wind in my sails.....

A Fart
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 2:09 am
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Originally Posted by Cornish maid
This thread has put a smile on my faece(s)
Mine too!

Look!!

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Originally Posted by Cornish maid
And now I've really got the wind in my sails.....

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Good one
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 2:12 am
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I have just had a new toilet installed, so that I can keep up to date with all that is goin on at BE....
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 2:31 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Cornish maid
I have just had a new toilet installed, so that I can keep up to date with all that is goin on at BE....
I've done it the other way...

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Old Jul 27th 2007, 4:06 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Tapioca and semolina were a bit of a mystery too as I remember, a bit like milky wallpaper paste. Never had it since junior school. Probably give me wind anyway. This is what your face probably looks like if you get 'poke through'.
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 5:10 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Cornish maid
You lot have managed to dredge me out of the cesspool of despair!

This thread has put a smile on my faece(s)
I thought you were too effluent to say something like that
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Old Jul 27th 2007, 8:37 am
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OMG its so embarrassing laughing out loud in an internet cafe.
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