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Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Old Jul 26th 2007, 7:35 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Good point..........well made.
We used to play the bog paper and comb at shool, teachers used to go menthol.
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 7:43 am
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Originally Posted by jdr
We used to play the bog paper and comb at shool, teachers used to go menthol.

Thats a mint answer...
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 8:00 am
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Originally Posted by jdr
What about folding a sheet over a comb and blowing a tune through it.
OMG PMSL
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 8:26 am
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Originally Posted by jandy44
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It really makes your lips tingle, but you can get some great notes. lol
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Curry makes me arse tingle. The tunes it makes ain't up to much either
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 8:51 am
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Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
and brown fingers Then you had to remember not to bite your nails

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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:17 am
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Yet another sh!t thread
Whats this forum coming too
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:19 am
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Stop talking crap!
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Stop talking crap!
That american sticking his finger up his arse was just too much for me
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Going to share this with you, I'm not a great public loo user; the last time I used the public loos in Dymchurch, Kent was in the summer of 2005 and they where still using IZALskid marks up your back
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OH brought a ham shank back and some peas that need soaking over night back from his last visit to the Uk. Weve had a pea and ham broth tonight and all I can say is OUR BEDROOM STINKS OF OH`S FARTS :curse: How I wish we had some Izal here, he really would suffer in the morning
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:36 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
OH brought a ham shank back and some peas that need soaking over night back from his last visit to the Uk. Weve had a pea and ham broth tonight and all I can say is OUR BEDROOM STINKS OF OH`S FARTS :curse: How I wish we had some Izal here, he really would suffer in the morning

You are sharing so much information of such quality with us tonight

I am sending you some anti fart karma ..... use it well!

Last edited by Mitzyboy; Jul 26th 2007 at 9:36 am. Reason: Anti fart karma unavailable at the moment ... try holding nose
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:37 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
You are sharing so much information of such quality with us tonight

I am sending you some anti fart karma ..... use it well!
Worse still its too hot just to have the windows open, so we have the aircon on. So, I am stuck with the bloody stench :curse:
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:39 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
OH brought a ham shank back and some peas that need soaking over night back from his last visit to the Uk. Weve had a pea and ham broth tonight and all I can say is OUR BEDROOM STINKS OF OH`S FARTS :curse: How I wish we had some Izal here, he really would suffer in the morning

Don't know what we have been eating this week but I can tell you that the ozone layer over this casa must have a hole in it or at least wearing thin
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 9:40 am
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Default Re: Shiny toilet paper and "the lurgy"

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
You are sharing so much information of such quality with us tonight

I am sending you some anti fart karma ..... use it well!


FART KARMA now I have heard it all
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