No more abuse..
 

I realise that in my posts I may have been short with people and sometimes rude. I forgive those that have been rude to me and shall carry on posting on here regardless. However my posts shall not be rude nor offensive, but happy and fun. I hope others can join me in this quest to clean up the computer highways of nasty feelings and bitter comments. Here's to a new era.. (Well, I'll try anyway);)

I do not care who reads this and if somebody replies to one of my posts with a taughty or nasty remark they shall get no reply whatsoever. Remember flowers. Happy happy happy... :D:D:D

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I've tried to see thru your ramblings, but you're beginning to lose the plot.

Jo

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I know..:D

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You could try changing your avatar photo if you are serious... :(

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No chance. :D

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Why don't you just **** off, you're an arsehole.

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you dont sound any better

Jo xxx

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:rofl:

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Just curious, but does any of the following apply to you?

• You believe the stock market has a fence around it.
  
• Your front porch collapsed and killed more than three dogs.
  
• Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
  
• You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
  
• You have toilet seat as a picture frame.
  
• Your home has more miles on it than your car.
  
• Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
  
• You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
  
• You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
  
• Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
  
• You won't stop to pee if you have an empty beer can in the car.
  
• You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
  
• There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
  
• Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
  
• There is a wasp nest in your lounge.
  
• The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
  
• You give your father a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
  
• There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
  
• You burn your garden rather than mow it.
  
• You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
  
• Fewer than half of your cars run.
  
• You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
  
• The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
  
• Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
  
• Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
  
• You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
  
• Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
  
• Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
  
• You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Gran and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
  
• Your favourite T-shirt is considered offensive under the law in 7 countries.

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Is this question aimed at anyone in particular?

Or is it for anyone/everyone to answer?

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I suggest you take a peek here: http://funnydb.net/funny-joke/79989/...an-your-annual

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Do they apply to you is more the question.