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I am wondering if anyone in the Mijas pueblo area last night saw the mysterious shapes in a eastern area over Malaga .My wife and i had just returned from Chumpas kebab shop ,2 large brandies(very sober) ,my wife and i were having a diatribe about the iraq war when in the east we saw what can be only described as a strawberry roulade flanked by 4 cream donuts .Sorry about the analogy but it is the only way i can describe the flotation .It or they hovered for several minutes before flying off in a southern direction ..We then retired to bed where because of my prostrate problem i had to get up to go to the toilet ,i apologize for the next comment but since i have witnessed this my bowels have been out of control.I understand that certain people will be sceptical about my report but for the genuine people out there i would appreciate any advice about a(the sighting) and b(is this relate to my bowel movement) thank you in anticipation.Serous answers only please as i am very concerned

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After all that personal information I'm a little concerned as well now..........I'll have my dinner later thanks.:eek:

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what are you on??


can I have some?

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Simon....please dont be too alarmed, my daughter was returning from the coast last night and when she got home she was very shaken up, describing a similar sighting, she described her experience as " a big fluffy polo " floating in the sky. I thought maybe she had been drinking but she was driving and she would never drink and drive. I am so pleased you have seen this because my daughter appears traumatized by this sighting. I have read in the past about similar things sighted over Mijas area, maybe if you check the sur in english this friday there may be some more info.
As for the bowels, well maybe the kebab was a bit " Iffy" and advice on the prostate....A good friend of mine suggests eating tomatoes helps.
Sorry i havent been too much help but at least i know my daughter isnt going crazy.

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Thank you for your reply dancing queen ,i can assure my report is true and i am sure there will be more people opening up on this forum ,regarding the kebab the shop is very clean and i do not appreciate your inuendo that it was iffy .I can assure you my bowels (sorry to lower the tone) have been regular foe 10 years it is only since the sighting they have
.exploded, is this related

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I saw something in 1987 while we were living in Lleida, north of Barcelona. I ran to get my binoculars but by the time I got back it had gone. Mentioned it to OH the next day (he thought I was crazy) and then we saw in the paper that an OVNI had been seen over Madrid that very night. Well, they do tend to move very fast!!

My bowel movements didn´t change though. :lol:

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thank you ,did it look similar to a strawberry roulade ,sorry i cannot desribe it differently

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We (my siblings and I) saw one when I was about 10 or 11. We told my parents and I don't think they were convinced, but the following day local news was full of strange sightings the night before.

I don't recall any strange bowel problems though.

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Really weird! I've experienced chocolate mousse in that area!

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I recognise the descriptions to a T. Bowel affected, ie cr*p implications.... it has to be a.... vine.... ripened....trumper:lol: (no? Well what then?) oh I know. A french bulldog with rabid tendencies. No? ...... damnit I... oh no there's something hovering overhead........




(sorry, I've been watching a stocks & shares forum for too long :rofl:)

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I'm waiting for the punchline here.

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please explain ,i am not saying my bowel explosion is related but it does seem very coincidental

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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it also occurred to me that the only other poster to have seen it, was the only other poster to know about the trumpers.................


not that I think UFOs don't exist, you understand.......... - I just don't know:unsure:


vine ripened trumpers though:rolleyes:

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No it didn´t look like a strawberry roulade :D It looked like a disc being viewed sideways on with lights all round it.

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I was once having dinner in an open-air terrace in Benalmadena - maybe thirty years ago - when a lump of green jelly sunddenly landed - thump! - in my dinner. I called over the manager who looked at it and said 'don't laff, but we have had a lot of flying-saucer activity recently. I'll bring you a new plate of food'.

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One thing that always amuses me is that how UFOs only seem to appear to hippies, nutters, or those suffering from suspect kebabs.

The point everyone seems to overlook is that if these things are real, then they come from a long way away. Seriously distant. So much so that it would take light hundreds, if not thousands of years to get here.

So, either they have faster than light travel (which would be seriously interesting) and can swan about the galaxy looking for hippies to wind up, or else like us they are stuck in the space time reality difined by Einstein, in the which case they have spent an unbelieveable time getting here.

In the latter case I suspect that they are so deranged by the constant alien cries of 'Are we there yet?' that spend their time here winding up hippies and kebab consumers.

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Well I´m not in any of those classifications, bil :lol:

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I've always thought they were a kind of cheap package-tour cruise from the Planet Klunk. Probably going through a crisis this decade over there...

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although i understand your sceptism,if you had seen what happened i am sure you all would be more understanding.It is now nearly 48 hours since my sighting and i can assure you my bowels are very much still out of control.This should not be ignored

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Bear in mind that real proof would be worth a small fortune. On the other hand, we would all probably pay good money NOT to see proof of the state of your bowels......

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Then you should go to see a Dr. :D

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Oy! Neither am I bil!

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Which doctor? Doctor who? :rolleyes:

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well simon, i guess you do need to see a doctor about your explosive evacuations, i am sorry i offended you suggesting that maybe you had an "iffy" kebab. I find many of the comments very distasteful, you are obviously quite disturbed by this strange experience. My daughter had to have the day off work today and it doesnt look like she will be going tomorrow. She is very shaken by the whole experience. I have been reading about trauma and shock and i would hazard a guess that you have irritable bowel syndrome. Try to stay off dairy products for a few days and see if that helps. Shock can do strange things to our bodies. I will pray for you this evening.

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Well, we have a god of thunder, a god of the sea and so on, but never in my wildest dreams did I conceive of a god whose remit was bowel movements.

I do personally believe in 'The Great Bum In The Sky' That crappeth upon us all, as that belief seems to mesh seamlessly with life as we know it.

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[QUOT I will pray for you this evening.[/QUOTE]

Thank you Dancing Queen .i have reported my sighting and i am reliably informed another 4 sightings were spotted over Southern Spain . Sorry to labor this point but i was fine until i started to recall my sighting and within 3 hrs i had a huge explosion and a total collapse of my bowels .I am considering seeing the doctor if there is no improvement as this must be related

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Thank you Dancing Queen .i have reported my sighting and i am reliably informed another 4 sightings were spotted over Southern Spain . Sorry to labor this point but i was fine until i started to recall my sighting and within 3 hrs i had a huge explosion and a total collapse of my bowels .I am considering seeing the doctor if there is no improvement as this must be related[/QUOTE]

Bowled over eh?

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Now if this had happened around Nerja I could well beleive it.

On a day trip there last year I noticed there were plenty of ufos to be seen in the sea :eek:


(Unidentified Floating Objects) together with a rather pungent smell. ;)

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Im really not happy about some of the flippant comments made about this subject. I spent all night at the hospital last night with my daughter whom as i mentioned before is very traumatised, she has been given some sedatives and is suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome, she has also started smoking which she has never done before.....i have seized them all from her though and am keeping an eye on her.
I truly think Simon that if your bowel has collapsed you need urgent attention, do you mean you are "loose ? " i dont mean to be so cruel but your profile photograph suggests that you dont eat very healthy, maybe this is the wake up call to a healthier lifstyle, having said that i am concerned for you and will keep you informed of my daughters progress.

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You've seized the sedatives as well or just the cigarettes?

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I have news to report!!! some nights ago after seeing some strange lights in the sky that resembled a 'giant american hard gum', my wife's labour was induced!! i am glad to tell everybody that we now have a healthy little boy named Oskar! (My wife choose the name after her late beloved french bull that was with us all too briefly before his time on this earth reached an end.)

in the words of David Bowie " There's a starman waiting in the sky, He'd like to come and meet us, But he thinks he'd blow our minds...."

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To report UFOs or anything out of the ordinary phone 02079304832 and ask for Madge.

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i am sorry at the late update however i (Dancing Queen) am very Loose and moist ,however i am feeling upbeat.Oscars parents i hope to be at the memorial on Monday where i may talk to in detail more privately . and to the rest of the people that have shown an interest in my sighting Thank you , i love you all .It is not easy writing this as i am having an explosion now but i have faith that if you all send me support it will be easier .Thank you for all your support :fingerscrossed:

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ps sparkplug ,were you in Alhaurin today

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yeah I was!

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Well everything appears to be looking up....many thanks for the telephone number sparkplug, congratulations to barb and pepe and welcome to the world dear little oskar. Simon, i am sorry you are still a little explosive in the bowel area, about the moistness....i think this might be what in medical terms maybe " Ring-Sting " drapolene cream could help this. I hope to attend the vets for the bulldogs send off so it will be great to meet you. My daughter, for those of you that are interested in her is feeling better although she is still very withdrawn. Thanks to you all for being supportive.

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sorry to all my supporters about the delay in writing ,i started this thread about my sighting of a UFO ,however because of the way it effected my Bowels the thread has become of great concern to many .The update is i attended the UPS hospital in Marbella where after 6 hours of examinations i can report that ¨my explosions ¨ have been caused by 2 septic piles,of which i am using palora cream to ease . The strangest thing the doctors and i discovered was that one of the piles looked like a young Elvis while the other resembled Reg Varney ,both these people died many years ago ,although nothing has been confirmed i believe this has something to do with my sighting.On behalf of myself and Mrs King thank you for your prayers

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:eek:Reg Varney died! When was this?

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16/11/2008