Sam Greenfield

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese


That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum ***

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa


PASS IT ALONG. DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF

Ragomuffin

I suppose it's OK to take have a go at the Chinese at the moment, everyone else is.

A man wakes up the morning after returning from holiday to a knock at the door. He opens it to be confronted by a Chinese dustman.

"Where you bin?" asked the dustman with a strong accent.

Still not fully awake, the man replies "The Bahamas, not that it's any of your business".

"No, no" says the Chinaman, "Where you bin?"

"I just told you" says the irate man "The Bahamas".

"No, you no understan, where you wheelie bin?"

Alright, says the man with an air of defeat - "Lanzarote".

Lionda

Crikey Sam I thought when I saw the thread that you had changed your mind and decided to emigrate to China

Sam Greenfield

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