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Having read the forum rules. It would seem a recent post of mine was a tad on the naughty side, in fact I'm banged to rights!!

I apologise unreservedly to all offended by it's content.

If the Big Boys decide I have to take the long walk, I thought I'd get my goodbyes in first, it's been fun and I hope y'all enjoy your future adventures.

If they decide I'm just too nice ban - I'll try to learn my lesson this time round.

Humbly yours.

LB

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hmmmm, a man trying to learn by his mistakes?? :huh:this i have to see!!
Mods please don't ban him, it'll be fun to watch his desperate attempts to be good!!!:D

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You totally exasperate me!!!

Why oh why do you have to reply the way you do to posts about animals??

I really dont want you to get banned, but you deserve a good b@ll*cking!!!

Now please behave yourself from now on :blink:

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I saw the post and was shocked that someone would even think of posting such a thing let alone on such a sensitive thread. Being a character and having a laugh is one thing, but that post went too far!

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He did it again in the same thread....looks like he learnt from his "mistake", huh?

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No, believe me, I didn't do it again, I'd like to think the "bench" comment, promoted discussion. My previous post was truly shocking, - that is the lesson I've learned.

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I vote we leave him in some public toilets on Hampsted Heath (whilst handcuffed and gagged) over the weekend.

He'll have an arse like a yawning hippo no time.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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PS. And once and for all NO! Matt. You can't stand-in for him. Stop sending me begging PMs and get back to watching the Rugby:sneaky:

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Ohh and won't you love that, do you want a piece of me Army boy??

I imagine thats something like basic training in the forces then?? You and all your mates on night time manouveres?

"Join the Army - and feel a man" Yeah - up your poop chute!!

So we've got Matt the cowboy, you the Army boy, Ray(?) the Red Indian - it really is like the village people reunion.

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Ohh!, you think it's funny when the cruelty is aimed at me!!!!!

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Animal cruelty at its best :rofl::rofl::p

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Looks like I missed all the fun again:mad:

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You did that :lol::lol:

But he is still paying the price so you can watch him grovel :rofl:

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Put me down as the Biker dude! :thumbup:

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We'll just need you to bring your KY and Gimp mask and we're sorted.

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Have you been looking in my drawers???

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Having just caught up with posts, I feel I have missed something pretty momentous here:mad:

Hope your piles are feeling a little less sore now Leighbloke!;)

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???? The only piles I have is piles of money in the bank - in fact off to Jersey next week to see how it's doing.

Think you must be confusing my bottom with DF's & Matt's?

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Oh! Do apologise! I thought you were having a new treatment for the cure of haemmoroids!!
DF and Matt seemed to have the solution for you!;)

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No you are very much mistaken, the "the tailgunner twins" were on the prowl for a virgin furrow to plough, with hindsight I think they've been grooming me for a few months.

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I've seen your picture. Grooming is indeed what you need. Although not in the pervy sense.

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Loving your sig!!! From despair to boundless optimism in 90 mins eh??

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Gotta be postive mate;)

Arsenal away next. Piece of p!$$:unsure:

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Yeah, the Gooners often struggle against poor teams!!!:)