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leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 4:42 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 5999849)
Why are we meeting up?

Well you said in your PM it was so you could feel like a real woman for the first time in your life.

rugbymatt Feb 29th 2008 4:44 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5999863)
Well you said in your PM it was so you could feel like a real woman for the first time in your life.

she meant that she thinks you look like a woman

leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 4:47 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5999877)
she meant that she thinks you look like a woman

How embarassing, I've had my back waxed and everything. I thought she really fancied doing the LB tango.

rugbymatt Feb 29th 2008 4:49 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5999884)
How embarassing, I've had my back waxed and everything. I thought she really fancied doing the LB tango.

Is it technically a tango if it only lasts a few seconds?

Same Difference Feb 29th 2008 4:49 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5999890)
Is it technically a tango if it only lasts a few seconds?

:rofl:

leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 4:50 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5999890)
Is it technically a tango if it only lasts a few seconds?

Maybe more of a jig then?

rugbymatt Feb 29th 2008 4:51 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5999898)
Maybe more of a jig then?

more of a hug I would have said.

leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 4:55 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5999900)
more huge I would have said.

You've heard then?

crispy Feb 29th 2008 5:20 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 
I'm here but we have to be quick just in and out as the kitchen is calling me, no meat tonight for us just a limp offering that has been lurking in the fridge for a couple of days.

Didn't bother looking in before as I thought it was about cars but as it turns out it's a dating thread for two sad, lonely ladyboys who can't agree on how to tango.

Same Difference Feb 29th 2008 5:25 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by crispy (Post 6000003)
I'm here but we have to be quick just in and out as the kitchen is calling me, no meat tonight for us just a limp offering that has been lurking in the fridge for a couple of days.

Didn't bother looking in before as I thought it was about cars but as it turns out it's a dating thread for two sad, lonely ladyboys who can't agree on how to tango.

Ha ha.........you tell em girl :lol:

zel Feb 29th 2008 6:18 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 5994596)
Of how many "moving my British car" to Spain threads there were, but decided I wouldnt have enough fingers and toes to count them on :blink:

What's even more annoying is when you point them to the free beer section and they can't be arsed to read it and just ask the same question again waiting for a different answer!

leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 7:16 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by crispy (Post 6000003)
I'm here but we have to be quick just in and out as the kitchen is calling me, no meat tonight for us just a limp offering that has been lurking in the fridge for a couple of days.

Didn't bother looking in before as I thought it was about cars but as it turns out it's a dating thread for two sad, lonely ladyboys who can't agree on how to tango.


Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6000016)
Ha ha.........you tell em girl :lol:

A bit off topic here, but I was just thinking if there were many lesbians on the forum?? Just Curious.

Same Difference Feb 29th 2008 7:41 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6000535)
A bit off topic here, but I was just thinking if there were many lesbians on the forum?? Just Curious.

You need to get a life mate, instead of bringing your pervy fetishes on here ;)

rugbymatt Feb 29th 2008 9:51 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6000647)
You need to get a life mate, instead of bringing your pervy fetishes on here ;)

I have read the thread in its entirety and you seem to be wrong, at no point does LB mention being tied up and flogged by 40 midgets while an 80 year old plays with his 3 inch penis.

leighbloke Feb 29th 2008 10:43 am

Re: I thought I would have a count........
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6001405)
............... while an 80 year old plays with his 3 inch penis.

Poor man, having one only twice the size of yours.


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