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-   -   I know I've not been on much... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/i-know-ive-not-been-much-482108/)

Karencave Sep 28th 2007 8:26 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Its all true, I had tried being rude, never offering him a cuppa.....he just doesnt get the message. HELP

leighbloke Sep 28th 2007 8:32 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5365578)
Well I called in to see Karen today.....not a pleasant experience I can tell you!

The damn woman can't stop yapping!

However, the only consolation is that I can fill her front garden with diesel fumes and wheelspin the dust from the lane all over her! :lol:
Originally Posted by Karencave (Post 5365937)
Its all true, I had tried being rude, never offering him a cuppa.....he just doesnt get the message. HELP
It's love, isn't it?

XTreme Sep 28th 2007 8:44 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5365962)
It's love, isn't it?
You gotta be joking....she's 30 years too old and not Spanish! :lol:

Did I mention that I think Spanish ladies are really hot? :eek:

I take every opportunity to let them help me with my Spanish.....and as soon as I'm seen talking to any of them, the crazy Brit women here start accusing me of chatting them up and want to hit me for it!
One of them even came up to me in the street and kicked me! They all need psychiatric help! :unsure:

leighbloke Sep 28th 2007 8:49 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5366009)
You gotta be joking....she's 30 years too old and not Spanish! :lol:

Did I mention that I think Spanish ladies are really hot? :eek:

I take every opportunity to let them help me with my Spanish.....and as soon as I'm seen talking to any of them, the crazy Brit women here start accusing me of chatting them up and want to hit me for it!
One of them even came up to me in the street and kicked me! They all need psychiatric help! :unsure:
I'm not a woman at all, either British, or Spanish but if I saw you in the street I'd want to kick you too, maybe it's because you're just an annoying b*****d??
Said it before - funny - but annoying!!

As for the Hot Senoritas - where do all the hot ones go when they get past 30????

XTreme Sep 28th 2007 9:49 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5366025)
I'm not a woman at all,
Not even Maria Gambrelli?

leighbloke Sep 28th 2007 10:51 am
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5366223)
Not even Maria Gambrelli?
No, not even a German woman.

Karencave Sep 28th 2007 5:10 pm
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5366009)
You gotta be joking....she's 30 years too old and not Spanish! :lol:

Did I mention that I think Spanish ladies are really hot? :eek:

I take every opportunity to let them help me with my Spanish.....and as soon as I'm seen talking to any of them, the crazy Brit women here start accusing me of chatting them up and want to hit me for it!
One of them even came up to me in the street and kicked me! They all need psychiatric help! :unsure:
Oh god it gets worse, he is also a child catcher - my daughter is 30 years younger than me and shes only 12, :thumbdown:I always knew there was something strange about him. SO A WARNING TO YOU ALL, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS..
The Spanish and the Brits all run a mile when they see Extreme walking down the road, cos they know he is going to be playing pocket snooker and shouting to make himself understood at any moment. He thinks hes popular, but people just pretend to understand him to get away quicker;)

XTreme Sep 28th 2007 6:41 pm
Re: I know I've not been on much...
 
Originally Posted by Karencave (Post 5366929)
Oh god it gets worse, he is also a child catcher - my daughter is 30 years younger than me and shes only 12,
You're claiming to be 42 Karen? :lol:


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