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bil Nov 19th 2011 10:11 am

I don't believe it......
 
Do you?

http://www.baconlube.com/

jimenato Nov 19th 2011 11:25 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 9741923)

Well it's another way of proving you're a Christian I suppose:blink:

bil Nov 19th 2011 11:29 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 9742018)
Well it's another way of proving your a Christian I suppose:blink:

Like the old Joke?

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermit's dick.

jimenato Nov 19th 2011 11:36 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Kermit the frog, sat on a log,
messing around with Miss Piggy.

I don't think I'd better go any further..:o

Unmutual Nov 19th 2011 1:06 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 
It has to be asked.....but what were you actually searching for when you found that Bil? :lol:

bil Nov 19th 2011 2:08 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Unmutual (Post 9742131)
It has to be asked.....but what were you actually searching for when you found that Bil? :lol:

I'l ask the guy who sent it to me.

On second thoughts, better not. Let's just say that he is a keen student of the more outré things in life.....

Dick Dasterdly Nov 19th 2011 2:18 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 9742024)
Like the old Joke?

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermit's dick.

This has got to be a new low,even for BE.
I mean to say, the sex life of Kermit and Miss Piggy ?
What a bunch of pervs !

So how's that little ditty end by the way, it's a new one to me. :confused:

jimenato Nov 19th 2011 2:29 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

So how's that little ditty end by the way, it's a new one to me.
He pulled down her knicks,
fondled her tits,
and up popped his little green willy.

Since you ask...

bil Nov 19th 2011 2:48 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9742222)
This has got to be a new low,even for BE.


Praise indeed!

Rotor Nov 22nd 2011 4:16 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Unmutual (Post 9742131)
It has to be asked.....but what were you actually searching for when you found that Bil? :lol:

My thoughts exactly :rofl:

Dick Dasterdly Nov 22nd 2011 5:14 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 9748262)
My thoughts exactly :rofl:

Sadly, I'm afraid we're unlikely to find out now.

amideislas Nov 23rd 2011 9:20 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Saw it on the internet, so it must be true...

Dick Dasterdly Nov 23rd 2011 9:59 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Sadly, probably bils last thread, for a while at least.

For those who know his second name and previous occupation, he has an excellent, very easy to find, well presented website which may also be helpful to those trying to keep warm through the rigors of the Spanish Winter.

agoreira Nov 23rd 2011 12:01 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9749675)
Sadly, probably bils last thread, for a while at least.

For those who know his second name and previous occupation, he has an excellent, very easy to find, well presented website which may also be helpful to those trying to keep warm through the rigors of the Spanish Winter.

Perhaps he's formed a breakaway group with Supersteve and CM.

Dick Dasterdly Nov 23rd 2011 12:15 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 9749894)
Perhaps he's formed a breakaway group with Supersteve and CM.

Well we know what happened to bil, but the Dynamic Duo just seem to have gone AWOL.

Getting very quiet on here these days, but I imagine there are those who prefer it that way. ;)

jackytoo Nov 23rd 2011 12:55 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 
JLFS is missing too:confused:

Leither Nov 23rd 2011 1:16 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Has CM been banned too? Or is he just on a quest to find a decent meal in Sheffield whilst avoiding the inevitable shoeless street urchins who infest the place?:D

Dick Dasterdly Nov 23rd 2011 3:26 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 
I reckon they must all have come out in sympathy.

One out, All out ! :rofl: ;)

Bil would be proud.

megmet Nov 23rd 2011 11:59 pm

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9750180)
I reckon they must all have come out in sympathy.

One out, All out ! :rofl: ;)

Bil would be proud.

I go back to England for ten days and just look what happens, I just don't believe it.....:frown:
I'll have to go back again before Christmas....will there be anyone left here when I return?
:huh:

Mitzyboy Nov 24th 2011 12:03 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
No one else has been banned or even been in danger of it. Believe it or not, it takes a lot to get banned here ... I think I've only done it twice in 6 years

megmet Nov 24th 2011 12:40 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9751006)
No one else has been banned or even been in danger of it. Believe it or not, it takes a lot to get banned here ... I think I've only done it twice in 6 years

I wasn't having a go at you Jon.....just wondering where everyone is. :)

HBG Nov 24th 2011 6:02 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
This is a large commercial site which needs to attract as many clients as possible to increase its profits. People tend to forget that.

As such it needs moderation to keep order. Members may enjoy a lively discussion even when it gets a bit heated, but if it puts off prospective new clients, repeatedly, it has to be stopped.

My pen wants to run away and talk of freedom of speech, but this is not the right time, or the right place for that.

Rosemary Nov 24th 2011 6:36 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9751006)
No one else has been banned or even been in danger of it. Believe it or not, it takes a lot to get banned here ... I think I've only done it twice in 6 years

That shows how well the methods used in the moderation of this forum works. Obviously it is good for the forum to keep things under control without waving too heavy a stick The forum cannot succeed if members do not respect the rules or listen to the moderators and heed gentle warnings. A balance is difficult to maintain with so many different characters using the forum so well done the mods for maintaining such a great forum.

Rosemary

scampicat Nov 24th 2011 7:41 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Aaaaagh! :eek: On the 'other' forum I go on, several of my 'friends' have been banned!

Think I'd better keep my head down and say nothing!






(I'd love to know what bil did to get himself banned. But that's just idle gossip and innappropriate nosiness, so I won't go there. :) )

agoreira Nov 24th 2011 8:31 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by scampicat (Post 9751476)
(I'd love to know what bil did to get himself banned. But that's just idle gossip and innappropriate nosiness, so I won't go there. :) )

He'll be suicidal, this was his life, he was on here from dawn to dusk, when he wasn't, he was googling! He'll have to find another vehicle for his trenchant views, he'll pop up somewhere else.

Lynn R Nov 24th 2011 9:47 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Talking about someone when they don't have the opportunity to respond is inappropriate, IMO.

stuboy Nov 24th 2011 10:05 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Can anyone post a link to his website? Is it appropriate to ask, I'm not sure?

rugbymatt Nov 24th 2011 10:29 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
This is the kind of thread the Mods just love, they want to delete it or at least close it but there just isn't enough grounds to do so... love it.

Leither Nov 24th 2011 10:40 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Is a ban indefinite or is it just a case of sitting on the naughty step for a couple of weeks?

jackytoo Nov 24th 2011 10:46 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 
Suppose they could close it as it is discussing the mods actions...I would close it:)

Mitzyboy Nov 24th 2011 11:25 am

Re: I don't believe it......
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 9751719)
Suppose they could close it as it is discussing the mods actions...I would close it:)

For sure I can do, although no doubt I'll be criticised for doing that :D
Another thread has now opened which also contrevenes forum rules, but we'll be in the same situation there if we close or remove it :(

I dont really think some people realise how difficult it is to moderate a forum to everyones satisfaction. It's almost impossible


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