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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by crispy
(Post 5584991)
it's the tell tale talc on the nose that gives it away;)
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by crispy
(Post 5584983)
Agree 100% all footballers are grossly over paid, they get an obscene amount of money for doing what, I ask?
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Re: I am sooo mad!
And on the subject of I'm a celebrity etc etc .... who the **** are they???
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5585189)
And on the subject of I'm a celebrity etc etc .... who the **** are they???
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 5585207)
Just woken up??
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5585224)
Yes I was dreaming about a football match where England won 7 - 0 against Croatia, but then I woke up, looked at the TV and spilled my G&T down my front!
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5585224)
Yes I was dreaming about a football match where England won 7 - 0 against Croatia, but then I woke up, looked at the TV and spilled my G&T down my front!
That will give you something to suck on later;) |
Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by crispy
(Post 5585268)
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That will give you something to suck on later;) |
Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by sarahchirles
(Post 5585447)
SHAMBOLIC!:curse:
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Re: I am sooo mad!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5585465)
Well I'm sorry, I just woke up with a start and spilled the drink!!!!
So far you have lost 4 days................. |
Re: I am sooo mad!
Those over paid bunch of ****** have just ruined our summer next year!!
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Well it means that there won't be all that worry about hooligans, English fans getting beaten and arrested, so the news programmes will have to report actual news events. :thumbsup:
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My word of the day from Fernando's Spanish Language today is - mourning. This is the sentence he had put........
Inglaterra está de luto tras la derrota ante Croacia. England is in mourning after the defeat against Croacia. :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: I am sooo mad!
Sources within the Football Association have revealed that national coach Steve McClaren lost two crucial CDs containing vital data about England’s European Championship campaign. Apparently the two disks contained details of 25 million alternative goalkeepers and one about individuals who might possibly support Peter Crouch up front.
Details of the 25 million better goalies were held in a spreadsheet listing biometric details such as ‘Ability to see ball’ and ‘Can catch’ and ‘Propensity to concede shocking howlers in the first ten minutes of the game’. Although millions of the individuals listed on the disks were under ten years old (half of which were of course girls), it is thought that these players might still have given the England manager a few more options between the sticks. ‘Little Jessica Harrison celebrated her eighth birthday yesterday – she probably would have stopped the first one’ said Alan Hanson. ‘And what was Sol Campbell doing all game that eighty-seven year old Edna Johnson couldn’t have done if the coach hadn’t lost her address and telephone number?’ Steve McClaren now looks set to lose his job as England manager, and the FA are looking at their list of alternatives. These are held on a couple of CD Roms which were posted to Soho Square and should have turned up over a week ago. In the meantime England will have to find another goalkeeper to play in next summer’s crucial friendlies against Andorra and San Marino. Alistair Darling has volunteered to pull on the Number One shirt. million alternative goalkeepers :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: |
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