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simon2129 Mar 8th 2010 6:02 pm

Is this the Future
 
Mrs King and I have just returned from what can only be described as a very wet sodden walk along the promenade at Fuengirola .After about 58 minutes of walking with no conversation Mrs King turned to me ,droplets of rain dripping of her North Face hood ,her cheeks radiating a glow from the wind and she said CHEESE.Iwas moved by her comment and wondered is cheese the future.Thank You in anticipation I love you all JuJu and Mrs King xxxxxx

JLFS Mar 8th 2010 8:48 pm

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[QUOTE=simon2129;8404679]Mrs King and I have just returned from what can only be described as a very wet sodden walk along the promenade at Fuengirola .After about 58 minutes of walking with no conversation Mrs King turned to me ,droplets of rain dripping of her North Face hood ,her cheeks radiating a glow from the wind and she said CHEESE.Iwas moved by her comment and wondered is cheese the future.Thank You in anticipation I love you all JuJu and Mrs King xxxxxx[/QUOTE

Should this post be the first in a section called "doubts and questions about the English language?

Could some native English speaker kindly translate the above post for me???

Is cheese the future? if so what kind of cheese? Cheddar, Danish Blue?

I will lokk forward to your answers coz I dont have a clue.....

bil Mar 8th 2010 8:51 pm

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Just had fondue, does that help?

JLFS Mar 8th 2010 8:56 pm

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8405217)
Just had fondue, does that help?

I dont know bil, is fondue the future? I was looking for guidance from a native speaker like yourself.
:)

Tolly Mar 8th 2010 9:05 pm

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maybe it's - "Who moved my Cheese" by Dr Spencer Johnson - actually this is a really good book about how to deal with change

JLFS Mar 8th 2010 9:07 pm

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Originally Posted by Tolly (Post 8405260)
maybe it's - "Who moved my Cheese" by Dr Spencer Johnson - actually this is a really good book about how to deal with change

Of course, that must be the answer, thank you very, very much Tolly....:D

It is all as clear as mud to me now....

bil Mar 8th 2010 9:45 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8405232)
I dont know bil, is fondue the future? I was looking for guidance from a native speaker like yourself.
:)

I'm not a fluent cheese speaker, I'm afraid.

Dick Dasterdly Mar 8th 2010 10:13 pm

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Elementry dear juju.
The lady would obviously much prefer a bit of smoked Wensleydale any day of the week, to a wet walk on a grubby old seafront.
Next time forget the prom,..head off to Carrefour,...let the lady indulge herself to her hearts content at the cheese counter,,....and henceforth experience all your wildest fantasies coming true.:thumbsup:

Jur Mar 9th 2010 7:27 am

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Should this be in The Netherlands forum????

fionamw Mar 9th 2010 9:23 am

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Originally Posted by Jur (Post 8406249)
Should this be in The Netherlands forum????


More like neverneverlands:p

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 9:38 am

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 8406515)
More like neverneverlands:p

:rofl:

raddickle Mar 9th 2010 9:45 am

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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 8405434)
Elementry dear juju.
The lady would obviously much prefer a bit of smoked Wensleydale any day of the week, to a wet walk on a grubby old seafront.
Next time forget the prom,..head off to Carrefour,...let the lady indulge herself to her hearts content at the cheese counter,,....and henceforth experience all your wildest fantasies coming true.:thumbsup:

Shouldn't that be 'Emmental dear juju'

JLFS Mar 9th 2010 10:14 am

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Originally Posted by raddickle (Post 8406571)
Shouldn't that be 'Emmental dear juju'


Cheesus Christ, havent we had enough of cheesy jokes.......:rofl::rofl:

fionamw Mar 9th 2010 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8406652)
Cheesus Christ, havent we had enough of cheesy jokes.......:rofl::rofl:

There've certainly been a grate many.:rolleyes:

JLFS Mar 9th 2010 10:27 am

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 8406664)
There've certainly been a grate many.:rolleyes:

Yes, I have had my PHILLy of them...............

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 10:56 am

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8406673)
Yes, I have had my PHILLy of them...............

Now you're really milking it.................

What do you call a curly haired cheese?
Perm-esan

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2010 2:28 pm

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Why do I get the feeling Poshnbecks is back?

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 2:33 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 8407084)
Why do I get the feeling Poshnbecks is back?

why??



or should that be whey

JLFS Mar 9th 2010 3:02 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 8407084)
Why do I get the feeling Poshnbecks is back?

Are poshnbecks two people, like Edam and Eve?

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 3:04 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8407156)
Are poshnbecks two people, like Edam and Eve?

we never knew..............................


but he/she/they went


Feta compli

JLFS Mar 9th 2010 3:08 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 8407164)
we never knew..............................


but he/she/they went


Feta compli

Yes the did seem to just melt away, maybe they just needed a while away from the site and a bit of brie-thing space.

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 3:12 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8407177)
Yes the did seem to just melt away, maybe they just needed a while away from the site and a bit of brie-thing space.

maybe it's because two's company cheese a crowd?

JLFS Mar 9th 2010 3:15 pm

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[QUOTE=lynnxa;8407189]maybe it's because two's company cheese a crowd?[/QUOTE

Poshnbecksmight have personal problems, it is such a shame because the forum can offer good advice when you camenbert you soul on here.

lynnxa Mar 9th 2010 3:20 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8407195)
maybe it's because two's company cheese a crowd?[/QUOTE

Poshnbecksmight have personal problems, it is such a shame because the forum can offer good advice when you camenbert you soul on here.

most people feel cheddar off after that

Now I've gotta go


I'm sure you'll Swiss me while I'm away


but halloumi back

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2010 3:28 pm

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Rrrrrubbish puns!

Casa Santo Estevo Mar 9th 2010 4:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Jur (Post 8406249)
Should this be in The Netherlands forum????


After a joke like that you should get your Clogs:p


What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier
What surrounded a medieval cheese castle? A moat-zzarealla
Why did the simon2129 lose a fight with a stone? Because the roquefort back.
So simon2129How did you talk to the wife after that? Caerphilly

I think all of this is a feta compli! of poor tasting jokes.

simon2129 Mar 9th 2010 7:53 pm

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CHEESE Ilove you all JuJu and Mrs King xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thank you all you make my life complete xxxxxx

simon2129 Mar 9th 2010 8:35 pm

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Everybody ,i follow all the threads and deep down you are all a very decent type of people,Quirky,Rude,Informative you are all of the above but can i say it is a privalige to talk everyday with a bunch of friends who are so extreme with their views .Ilove you all JuJu and Mrs King (cheshire cheese is the future):thumbup:

dancing queen Mar 10th 2010 8:04 pm

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Greetings Dear Juju......may i suggest Crackers ???? such a wonderful complement to cheese. Seedless grapes.....perhaps these are the future, have a chat to Mrs King and get to the bottom of her thoughts. There must be people on this forum that can analize such comments. Best wishes Juju. P.S. I am so happy to find out your name is Julian, my grandson is Julian James Jesus John Jorgen Jimmy Jones. I love the name julian.

JLFS Mar 10th 2010 8:14 pm

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Originally Posted by dancing queen (Post 8410874)
Greetings Dear Juju......may i suggest Crackers ???? such a wonderful complement to cheese. Seedless grapes.....perhaps these are the future, have a chat to Mrs King and get to the bottom of her thoughts. There must be people on this forum that can analize such comments. Best wishes Juju. P.S. I am so happy to find out your name is Julian, my grandson is Julian James Jesus John Jorgen Jimmy Jones. I love the name julian.

What a name, how do you say Jesus, Hey-sus or Cheesus???? :rofl:

A word of warning to Lynnxa: Dont start.......

Casa Santo Estevo Mar 10th 2010 8:15 pm

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Crackers?


narrrr they would go soggy in all that rain.

fionamw Mar 10th 2010 8:51 pm

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As the ranas would say: Pourquoi pas?

lynnxa Mar 11th 2010 4:47 am

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8410892)
What a name, how do you say Jesus, Hey-sus or Cheesus???? :rofl:

A word of warning to Lynnxa: Dont start.......

Hey! Don't get fraiche with me.


Maybe we'd butter quit.....................

fionamw Mar 11th 2010 5:09 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 8411705)
Hey! Don't get fraiche with me.


Maybe we'd butter quit.....................

I guess you curd..... but you might go all sour;p


why have my smilies gone doolally? anyone else have unsmiley syndrome?
(not personally, you understand!)

lynnxa Mar 11th 2010 5:54 am

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Originally Posted by fionamw (Post 8411729)
I guess you curd..... but you might go all sour;p


why have my smilies gone doolally? anyone else have unsmiley syndrome?
(not personally, you understand!)

I think my smileys are working:huh::confused::thumbsup:


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