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Old Aug 17th 2007, 7:25 am
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I was writing a limerick to celebrate Rugbymatt's year on the forum - but I can't think of a suitable ending - at least thats what the mods think as they pulled my original post - I'm OK with that as "laugh with his mates" didn't quite rhyme.
Maybe you can think of a more fitting end to it??
Now? What rhymes with year and cheer??????

So, Matty has been here a year.
Raising smiles and t'occasional cheer.
He hates manc's & tykes
Rug-by he quite likes.
But he loves a big ---- -- --- ----.
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
I was writing a limerick to celebrate Rugbymatt's year on the forum - but I can't think of a suitable ending - at least thats what the mods think as they pulled my original post - I'm OK with that as "laugh with his mates" didn't quite rhyme.
Maybe you can think of a more fitting end to it??
Now? What rhymes with year and cheer??????

So, Matty has been here a year.
Raising smiles and t'occasional cheer.
He hates manc's & tykes
Rug-by he quite likes.
But he loves a big ---- -- --- ----.
snog in his ear....
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Old Aug 17th 2007, 9:41 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
I was writing a limerick to celebrate Rugbymatt's year on the forum - but I can't think of a suitable ending - at least thats what the mods think as they pulled my original post - I'm OK with that as "laugh with his mates" didn't quite rhyme.
Maybe you can think of a more fitting end to it??
Now? What rhymes with year and cheer??????

So, Matty has been here a year.
Raising smiles and t'occasional cheer.
He hates manc's & tykes
Rug-by he quite likes.
But he loves a big ---- -- --- ----.
I think that the original was best Certainly made me laugh!
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Originally Posted by valenciatim
I think that the original was best Certainly made me laugh!
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What was the origional version?????
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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
What was the origional version?????
It was apparently too offensive - and contained the word which ryhmes with rock,often used to describe a male bird, and the missing word in this well known phrase used to describe someone in last place:- "Bringing up the ****"
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Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.
Is jealousy an emotion???
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Old Aug 17th 2007, 12:26 pm
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Is jealousy an emotion???
It can be.
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
It can be.
Well that's something else I've learned on here - this is the best forum ever and I love everyone on it - it's nice having so many friends.
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
Well that's something else I've learned on here - this is the best forum ever and I love everyone on it - it's nice having so many friends.
Your such a twat.
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Your such a twat.
I take it I won't be getting a Christmas card this year?

Oh, and that should be You're not your.
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
I take it I won't be getting a Christmas card this year?
No one ever does from me so its looking unlikely!
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Pathetamic.
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