DONKEY HOLIDAY HELL
 

Whilst in the UK on holiday from his Cave Dwelling in Huescar Clive the donkey was not amused when he fell in whilst examining a copy of an original Huescar Well. A Police Spokesman said.....It were ears that saved him like otherwise he would of fell reet down well thee knows. Clive who is on his way back to Spain Last Night was unavailable for comment but his owner Microsoft Co-Founder Xtream said Ill kick his ass when I get him home....... It was said with a little tear in his left eye.