Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
Feb 14th 2007, 8:02 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
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ahhh big pete, you really are the biggest pi$$ taker in this website, i like you!
the thing is, everytime we go home to spain peope think he is spanish cause of his looks and talk to him in spanish... and he nods away and doenst talk back and the spanish are rather confused by him!!
pale rugged looks are no good for the spanish ladoes but i can give you a makeover anytime, will even thorw in some chat up lines in spanish to get you started..... you could try something like
'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'
Lost me at the "tu " bit so i shall hazard a guess what it said ..
"Wow what a stunner you are ?"
"Can we compare suntans and do you like Pale colours ?"
was i close ?
and by the way didnt say why you went for him ?
Was it;
a. His inability to speak Spanish , meaning you havent got to worry about him chatting Spanish Girls up?
b. His Spanish looks , reminds you of home when you look at him ?
c. Impressed your mates that you can pull a English Guy ?
d. You got drunk when he was on holiday and you forgot to take the pill ?
or was it another reason ?
ahhh big pete, you really are the biggest pi$$ taker in this website, i like you!
the thing is, everytime we go home to spain peope think he is spanish cause of his looks and talk to him in spanish... and he nods away and doenst talk back and the spanish are rather confused by him!!
pale rugged looks are no good for the spanish ladoes but i can give you a makeover anytime, will even thorw in some chat up lines in spanish to get you started..... you could try something like
'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'
"Wow what a stunner you are ?"
"Can we compare suntans and do you like Pale colours ?"
was i close ?
and by the way didnt say why you went for him ?
Was it;
a. His inability to speak Spanish , meaning you havent got to worry about him chatting Spanish Girls up?
b. His Spanish looks , reminds you of home when you look at him ?
c. Impressed your mates that you can pull a English Guy ?
d. You got drunk when he was on holiday and you forgot to take the pill ?
or was it another reason ?
Feb 14th 2007, 8:11 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
[QUOTE=featherbum;4405120]
ahhh big pete, you really are the biggest pi$$ taker in this website, i like you!
the thing is, everytime we go home to spain peope think he is spanish cause of his looks and talk to him in spanish... and he nods away and doenst talk back and the spanish are rather confused by him!!
pale rugged looks are no good for the spanish ladoes but i can give you a makeover anytime, will even thorw in some chat up lines in spanish to get you started..... you could try something like
'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'
Thats even an old one in the UK!
ahhh big pete, you really are the biggest pi$$ taker in this website, i like you!
the thing is, everytime we go home to spain peope think he is spanish cause of his looks and talk to him in spanish... and he nods away and doenst talk back and the spanish are rather confused by him!!
pale rugged looks are no good for the spanish ladoes but i can give you a makeover anytime, will even thorw in some chat up lines in spanish to get you started..... you could try something like
'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'
Feb 15th 2007, 2:58 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
[QUOTE=Big Pete;4405244]
and by the way didnt say why you went for him ?
Was it;
a. His inability to speak Spanish , meaning you havent got to worry about him chatting Spanish Girls up?
b. His Spanish looks , reminds you of home when you look at him ?
c. Impressed your mates that you can pull a English Guy ?
d. You got drunk when he was on holiday and you forgot to take the pill ?
or was it another reason ?
hmmm ok i like this quiz, i think the answer(s) are a b and c.
erm, actually c is a complete lie hardly impressive is it
as for d, spanish senoritas are good girls and we dont get into such messes.
and by the way didnt say why you went for him ?
Was it;
a. His inability to speak Spanish , meaning you havent got to worry about him chatting Spanish Girls up?
b. His Spanish looks , reminds you of home when you look at him ?
c. Impressed your mates that you can pull a English Guy ?
d. You got drunk when he was on holiday and you forgot to take the pill ?
or was it another reason ?
erm, actually c is a complete lie
hardly impressive is it as for d, spanish senoritas are good girls and we dont get into such messes.
Feb 15th 2007, 3:02 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
Feb 16th 2007, 9:53 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
[QUOTE=featherbum;4408060]
at C
I like your style featherybum
ps; What did it mean and i have my "The Sun teach yourself Spanish in 20 minutes" Cd on order actually
at CI like your style featherybum
ps; What did it mean and i have my "The Sun teach yourself Spanish in 20 minutes" Cd on order actually
Last edited by Big Pete; Feb 16th 2007 at 9:55 pm. Reason: addition of ps;
Feb 17th 2007, 1:59 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
[QUOTE=Big Pete;4413821]
If you are after the translation of those spanish words, well from my spanish, and not looked up any part of it,
'Was your father a thief, he has stolen the stars and put them in your eyes'
least I hope it is that, or very similar.
'Was your father a thief, he has stolen the stars and put them in your eyes'
least I hope it is that, or very similar.
Feb 17th 2007, 5:41 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
English men?... hmmmm.. I liked the well behaved ones and most were well behaved until they got drunk? ..
I hope this answers your question. Oh! and when you are in Spain and speak Spanish with a sexy accent it'll definitely be a turn on 
..I hope this answers your question
. Oh! and when you are in Spain and speak Spanish with a sexy accent it'll definitely be a turn on
Feb 18th 2007, 7:48 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
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Well I think I will try that one then, those Spanish police uniforms are sexy! Are the sunglasses compulsory?
Big Pete, get your hands on a Spanish Police uniform and you will be well away. oohhh young man ......
Big Pete, get your hands on a Spanish Police uniform and you will be well away.
oohhh young man ......
Feb 18th 2007, 8:23 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
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I think my chat up versions better than that as this one .implies that she is the daughter of a thief ?
My ones done in a Sexy deep Semi Spanish with a English accent would be ;
"Ola Woweo youio haveo mostest bootifulio faceo i everyo seenio Senorita"
"Ola Senorita ec sitty ear andeo aveo Realio Alio wiv ec Bigyio peteo ?"
"Ola youio likeo English paleo men ?"
"Ola voo fancyeo driveyo in diesel Golf cabriolet wiveo Beach Boys blastingio ?
"Senorita ist likeo a roseo isla Bonita "
Now would they work ? Bear in mind i would have my best tank top on and my lucky Brown Cords ?
My ones done in a Sexy deep Semi Spanish with a English accent would be ;
"Ola Woweo youio haveo mostest bootifulio faceo i everyo seenio Senorita"
"Ola Senorita ec sitty ear andeo aveo Realio Alio wiv ec Bigyio peteo ?"
"Ola youio likeo English paleo men ?"
"Ola voo fancyeo driveyo in diesel Golf cabriolet wiveo Beach Boys blastingio ?
"Senorita ist likeo a roseo isla Bonita "
Now would they work ? Bear in mind i would have my best tank top on and my lucky Brown Cords ?
Feb 18th 2007, 8:26 pm
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Re: Do Spanish Senorita`s like English Men ?
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I think my chat up versions better than that as this one .implies that she is the daughter of a thief ?
My ones done in a Sexy deep Semi Spanish with a English accent would be ;
"Ola Woweo youio haveo mostest bootifulio faceo i everyo seenio Senorita"
"Ola Senorita ec sitty ear andeo aveo Realio Alio wiv ec Bigyio peteo ?"
"Ola youio likeo English paleo men ?"
"Ola voo fancyeo driveyo in diesel Golf cabriolet wiveo Beach Boys blastingio ?
"Senorita ist likeo a roseo isla Bonita "
Now would they work ? Bear in mind i would have my best tank top on and my lucky Brown Cords ?
This one sound cute.. the others don't do anything for moi..
I think my chat up versions better than that as this one .implies that she is the daughter of a thief ?
My ones done in a Sexy deep Semi Spanish with a English accent would be ;
"Ola Woweo youio haveo mostest bootifulio faceo i everyo seenio Senorita"
"Ola Senorita ec sitty ear andeo aveo Realio Alio wiv ec Bigyio peteo ?"
"Ola youio likeo English paleo men ?"
"Ola voo fancyeo driveyo in diesel Golf cabriolet wiveo Beach Boys blastingio ?
"Senorita ist likeo a roseo isla Bonita "
Now would they work ? Bear in mind i would have my best tank top on and my lucky Brown Cords ?
Feb 18th 2007, 9:24 pm
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