Big Pete

Hi all

Just a quick question , If for any reason my wife slipped while climbing down some rocks , on the way down to that small rocky beach, i discovered and recomended that she try on a wet evening . And she slid down and died , ..

Would the Spanish Senoritas be interested in a tall pale English guy ?

Just out of curiosity of course ?

Or would i need to get a tan ?

advice needed please .

jjh

Hey Big Pete

If I were you I'd be careful that your wife doesn't read this, it might give her ideas!!

Mercedes

Oh come on, with those gorgeous spanish men around, I don't think so.....

British men, just don't seem to have sex appeal.....













Waits with popcorn....

Big Pete

[QUOTE=Mercedes;4399574]Oh come on, with those gorgeous spanish men around, I don't think so.....

British men, just don't seem to have sex appeal.....




Sex Appeal !! i have tons of it , i could sell mine in bottles

Ah but your talking from a English womans view point right ?

Mercedes

umm I don't know, as many people don't think I look English or sound it, get mistaken for Dutch, German, Swedish, South African, American, so take your pick, so you could say I had cosmopolitan tastes.....a woman of the world....



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MnM

A big fat juicy bank account usually helps

Mercedes

But then she is only with you for your money, and not the real you.....you might as well pop down then to the local brothel...

jdr

The only time I get lots of Spanish women round me is when I take my grand daugter out in the buggy ;-(

rugbymatt

A pesonality would be a better start but yep, a tan would also help.

maryann

I totally get the eye all the time here, my husband thinks it's quite funny, dont get me wrong, i used to be a looker, but two kids later and everything slides south........what I am saying is the spanish men dont seem that bothered, they seem to like all women. So you had better pep up your personality or make sure they know you are loaded, so you have something to offer over the non fussy spanish! Good luck with the whole 'wife slipping thing' . Hope you dont get cought by the Guadia Civil, they shoot first, ask questions later.

lvoe

mary x

featherbum

[QUOTE=Mercedes;4399574]Oh come on, with those gorgeous spanish men around, I don't think so.....

British men, just don't seem to have sex appeal.....



i am a spanish senorita and.........
i live in Swindon (yes you read that right) :curse: for one reason only, my english man!
yes i must be mad very mad someone help me
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!

Big Pete

[QUOTE=featherbum;4403209] ahh brilliant news , So the Spanish ladies go for our pale rugged looks whoo whoo i will be well away , eviva espania ..

If you dont mind telling what made you go for him ? was it the accent maybe ?

featherbum

[QUOTE=Big Pete;4405008]
ahhh big pete, you really are the biggest pi$$ taker in this website, i like you!

the thing is, everytime we go home to spain peope think he is spanish cause of his looks and talk to him in spanish... and he nods away and doenst talk back and the spanish are rather confused by him!!

pale rugged looks are no good for the spanish ladoes but i can give you a makeover anytime, will even thorw in some chat up lines in spanish to get you started..... you could try something like
'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'

Mitzyboy

[QUOTE=featherbum;4405120] If you used that in the UK, you'd get laughed out of the pub

PaulLes

'tu padre era un ladron? porque robo las estrellas y las puso en tus ojos'[/QUOTE]

Awww cute and its valentines, have to tell my wife that one, apt for Spain with those perfect starry nights