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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by El Capitan
(Post 6571106)
Jesus Sam thats enough to bring tears to eyes just thinking about ripping the skin off that.
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
(Post 6571124)
Hes always on about his erection at the minute - the man is obsessed - must be a man thing ;)
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6571136)
as bad as chopping up chillies then going for a wee without washing your hands first??
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by zel
(Post 6571127)
I dunno I'm laughing, so pretty funny!
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 6571137)
ere I didn't bring it up this time .... err ... if you know what I mean
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6571091)
banter is one thing, Darren trying to suggest I lied about buying a car I simply asked his advice about and told him that I would talk to him about it nearer the time so I didnt waste his time is another eh?
Now where is his gang? But since you ask what is the title of page 18 of the owners manual Matt? |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6571143)
bless
You've become a priest whilst you've been away haven't you :lol: |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 6571141)
You've done this thing before then :lol:
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Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 6571147)
You have, you have
You've become a priest whilst you've been away haven't you :lol: |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6571136)
as bad as chopping up chillies then going for a wee without washing your hands first??
You speak from experience somehow ? |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 6571147)
You have, you have
You've become a priest whilst you've been away haven't you :lol: |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 6571089)
I was walking around the edge of the pool, stupidly not paying attention, and my right leg slipped off the edge of the pool edge and the right side of it got serrated on the rough concrete cap as I fell sidewys onto the terrace
Hope the pain subsides expeditiously buddy. |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by El Capitan
(Post 6571155)
Yup, exactly those kinda tears.
You speak from experience somehow ? |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6571163)
So you tripped a scratched your leg? Now if you were a Dog there'd be millions of women on here now fawning over you and saying that all pools are bastards and should be filled in. But you're a bloke, you've got me, Matt and Debs taking the piss - Sorry mate thats just how it is.
Hope the pain subsides expeditiously buddy. When all the pool owners have been moaning about having to clean pools .. and scummy water... and ph this and ph that... I advised them to drain them and fill them with sand. Mitz would`ve had a nice soft landing wouldn`t he ?! |
Re: Dire....
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6571178)
What are you after?? Creep !
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