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The difference between guts and balls.
But do you really know the difference between having
guts or balls? GUTS ....is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS ...is coming home late after a night out the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say : "You're next!!" Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Technically and medically speaking, there is not difference in the outcome, since both result in death. |
Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4803420)
But do you really know the difference between having
guts or balls? GUTS ....is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS ...is coming home late after a night out the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say : "You're next!!" Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Technically and medically speaking, there is not difference in the outcome, since both result in death. |
Re: The difference between guts and balls.
The other story is about the guys talking about what happens when they get home after a guys night out. One says, well my miius always hears me, no matter how quiet I am, and gives me a right ear bashing and makes me sleep on the couch. I creep in, take my shoes off, creep upstairs, but no matter how quiet I am she'a still waiting.. The others all agree, except for one guy.. he says well I never have any problem.. I just open the door, slam it shut, knock the hall stand into the wall. throw my shoes on the floor, stumble up to the bed room, throw the door open, and say.. well that's a great night, 12 pints, a really hot vindaloo, now all I need to make it perfect is a good s**g.. how about it.. but she's always fast asleep..
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Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Originally Posted by mikelincs
(Post 4805249)
The other story is about the guys talking about what happens when they get home after a guys night out. One says, well my miius always hears me, no matter how quiet I am, and gives me a right ear bashing and makes me sleep on the couch. I creep in, take my shoes off, creep upstairs, but no matter how quiet I am she'a still waiting.. The others all agree, except for one guy.. he says well I never have any problem.. I just open the door, slam it shut, knock the hall stand into the wall. throw my shoes on the floor, stumble up to the bed room, throw the door open, and say.. well that's a great night, 12 pints, a really hot vindaloo, now all I need to make it perfect is a good s**g.. how about it.. but she's always fast asleep..
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Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4803420)
But do you really know the difference between having
guts or balls? GUTS ....is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS ...is coming home late after a night out the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say : "You're next!!" Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Technically and medically speaking, there is not difference in the outcome, since both result in death. Typical this can only from a male xxxxxx |
Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Originally Posted by mikelincs
(Post 4805249)
The other story is about the guys talking about what happens when they get home after a guys night out. One says, well my miius always hears me, no matter how quiet I am, and gives me a right ear bashing and makes me sleep on the couch. I creep in, take my shoes off, creep upstairs, but no matter how quiet I am she'a still waiting.. The others all agree, except for one guy.. he says well I never have any problem.. I just open the door, slam it shut, knock the hall stand into the wall. throw my shoes on the floor, stumble up to the bed room, throw the door open, and say.. well that's a great night, 12 pints, a really hot vindaloo, now all I need to make it perfect is a good s**g.. how about it.. but she's always fast asleep..
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Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Who said BE is not educational! :lol:
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Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Can we have a definition of the difference between guts and balls in women? I am far too tired to come up with a witty reply, but am desparate for the entertainment!
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Re: The difference between guts and balls.
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 4803420)
But do you really know the difference between having
guts or balls? GUTS ....is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS ...is coming home late after a night out the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say : "You're next!!" Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Technically and medically speaking, there is not difference in the outcome, since both result in death. ha ha my dad would love that |
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