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anabella Jun 13th 2007 1:33 am

The difference between "friendships:"
 
Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them say he slept over. Two claim he's still there.

BriscasBetterHalf Jun 13th 2007 5:14 am

Re: The difference between "friendships:"
 
Results as expected!
What would you expect a bunch of women to do but drop "friends" in it? ;)

:rofl:

montgomail Jun 13th 2007 6:47 am

Re: The difference between "friendships:"
 

Originally Posted by anabella (Post 4908602)
Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them say he slept over. Two claim he's still there.

The moral of this story, ladies, is to make sure you have several men as best friends.

Rosemary Jun 13th 2007 7:02 am

Re: The difference between "friendships:"
 

Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 4909936)
The moral of this story, ladies, is to make sure you have several men as best friends.

Although if you are married to a very jealous husband those males would preferacly be gay.

Rosemary

Mercedes Jun 13th 2007 2:17 pm

Re: The difference between "friendships:"
 
Nope you get rid of the husband and have 10 good male friends instead. Would never give up my friends for a jealous partner, he goes.


Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4909976)
Although if you are married to a very jealous husband those males would preferacly be gay.

Rosemary



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