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Old Jul 2nd 2011, 7:49 pm
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I put washing up liquid in someones water features, bubbles everywhere.
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
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Old Jul 3rd 2011, 3:57 pm
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Originally Posted by busters mum
I put washing up liquid in someones water features, bubbles everywhere.
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
love the cannabis seeds idea!!


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Old Jul 4th 2011, 7:11 am
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I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
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Old Jul 4th 2011, 8:34 am
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Originally Posted by busters mum
I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
So I needn't waste good money buying laxatives at the pharmacia any more.
At two drops a go a bottle of optrex should last me a lifetime.
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 3:58 pm
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Ok, Ok, I confess, I have found a great way of getting more karma to buy shares, just when I need it
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 4:59 pm
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I confess to buying a copy of that notorious, naughty sleeze rag known as the NoW for the first time in my life, and obviously the last.

I claim extenuating circumstances in view of the fact that the proceeds are going to charity, supposedly, and that it may become a collectors item in the long distant future, though I can't think why.

I was interested in having a read of copy of the very first copy from 168 years ago, but have to admit it was very disappointing and at 3 pennies back then every bit as poor value as the final version.
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 7:22 pm
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I went to see the nurse yesterday for my annual check-up.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked, "Why?"

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 7:42 pm
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 8:40 pm
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Originally Posted by derbyflan
I went to see the nurse yesterday for my annual check-up.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked, "Why?"

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Am I alone in wondering why this crap never gets censored.
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Originally Posted by jackytoo
Am I alone in wondering why this crap never gets censored.
Aww poor Jacquietwo. Are we having a bad dear love?
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 8:43 pm
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WTF does that mean
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 8:53 pm
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It means....

Why not use a piece of steak on a rope to coax that angry Coypu from outta yer hole and learn to chillax a little bit?

There's a dear.
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 8:56 pm
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Stupid wanker
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 8:58 pm
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Nice

Did you kiss your Father with that mouth?
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Old Jul 10th 2011, 9:12 pm
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Thats a word you don't see much these days eh? Coypu.
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