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leighbloke Mar 11th 2007 8:50 am

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4507727)
There you are see even mrs jdr realises its a good service !!


So any of you guys want to buy a protected Franchise area ?

£ 200 per Beach area , and you get to use the Corporate "BigPetes Oilling Station" Posters and corporate logo ..



As Majorca is mine obviously :)

This time next year we could all be millionares :thumbup:

I can't remember the programme or maybe it was a film, but I have seen this on what I imagine was Venice Beach or similar in Ca.

It was an old withered Japanese guy, only he applied his oil by using a spray gun, like a car paint sprayer would use.

The personal touch you propose would of course be lost, but for the more "ample" customer would keep the turn around time down. (pun not originally intended!!)

Should you adopt this idea, I will of course be amiable to a financial consideration.

Big Pete Mar 11th 2007 8:56 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 4507760)
I can't remember the programme or maybe it was a film, but I have seen this on what I imagine was Venice Beach or similar in Ca.

It was an old withered Japanese guy, only he applied his oil by using a spray gun, like a car paint sprayer would use.

The personal touch you propose would of course be lost, but for the more "ample" customer would keep the turn around time down. (pun not originally intended!!)

Should you adopt this idea, I will of course be amiable to a financial consideration.

:lol:

hmmmm maybe u get a £ 5 for each new franchiser , i think thats a good idea for the less attractive ones ! and keep the manual working and massaging the oil in for the good lookers :)

Rosemary Mar 11th 2007 11:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4507780)
:lol:

hmmmm maybe u get a £ 5 for each new franchiser , i think thats a good idea for the less attractive ones ! and keep the manual working and massaging the oil in for the good lookers :)

One flaw to your plan at the moment is the fact that you are still thinking in £s not euros.

This business venture needs an addition too.

Mrs Big Pete should set up a sun bed and lilo next door to you for her to oil up the lads. Obviously she is going to give a discount to the lads with a six pack and rippling muscles. Possibly she would not make any money as I am sure that there would be quite a few that she would willing lay her hands on for free. Just think Pete of her enjoying letting her hands roam over their gorgeous sun tanned bodies.

Yes I definitely think that you need her as a partner even if she does too many freebies.

Rosemary

Mercedes Mar 12th 2007 4:22 am

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Maybe an ofset of the group would be selling anti wrinkle cream, cancer screening and commission from the local plastic surgeon to take the 10 years off from sun damage.....Good business plan, get them all wrinkly and sun damaged and then sell the after sales services. :thumbup:

Rosemary Mar 12th 2007 4:55 am

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Originally Posted by Mercedes (Post 4510157)
Maybe an ofset of the group would be selling anti wrinkle cream, cancer screening and commission from the local plastic surgeon to take the 10 years off from sun damage.....Good business plan, get them all wrinkly and sun damaged and then sell the after sales services. :thumbup:

Brilliant - which section would gain the most income?

Mercedes Mar 12th 2007 5:11 am

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Originally Posted by Graham Hydes (Post 4510239)
Brilliant - which section would gain the most income?

I'll deal with group of Franchises that deal with the anti wrinkle and commission from the plastic surgeons. Make more money than the 3 quid a head for rubbing oil in.

Big Pete Mar 12th 2007 9:56 am

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Originally Posted by Graham Hydes (Post 4509395)
One flaw to your plan at the moment is the fact that you are still thinking in £s not euros.

This business venture needs an addition too.

Mrs Big Pete should set up a sun bed and lilo next door to you for her to oil up the lads. Obviously she is going to give a discount to the lads with a six pack and rippling muscles. Possibly she would not make any money as I am sure that there would be quite a few that she would willing lay her hands on for free. Just think Pete of her enjoying letting her hands roam over their gorgeous sun tanned bodies.

Yes I definitely think that you need her as a partner even if she does too many freebies.

Rosemary

Nahh bad idea :mad: Mrs Bigpete only massages me !! My Business i make the rules :thumbup:

Rixxy Mar 12th 2007 10:04 am

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Fantastic idea - this real estate aggro is getting too much so I will take the first franchise please, but just want the men part - any spare blokes wanting to `spray`the women for me?? :lol:

Big Pete Mar 12th 2007 10:08 am

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Originally Posted by Rixxy (Post 4511281)
Fantastic idea - this real estate aggro is getting too much so I will take the first franchise please, but just want the men part - any spare blokes wanting to `spray`the women for me?? :lol:

Sold Rixxy there u go 1st franchise sold in hmmmm a couple of days 1st Mcdonalds took over a year i believe !!:)

Now who wants to buy shares "BigPetes Oilling Service Ltd" will be PLC in 3 weeks at this rate :)

Rosemary Mar 12th 2007 11:21 am

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4511256)
Nahh bad idea :mad: Mrs Bigpete only massages me !! My Business i make the rules :thumbup:

I thought you were man enough to allow the little woman a little of lifes pleasures. Was it the possibility that she might do too many freebies that set the alarm bells ringing?
Rosemary

Rixxy Mar 13th 2007 1:59 am

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Originally Posted by Graham Hydes (Post 4511509)
I thought you were man enough to allow the little woman a little of lifes pleasures. Was it the possibility that she might do too many freebies that set the alarm bells ringing?
Rosemary

This is why he calls himself BIGpete !!

Big Pete Mar 13th 2007 8:47 am

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Originally Posted by Rixxy (Post 4513414)
This is why he calls himself BIGpete !!

Exactly Rixxy, and Rosemary , MrsBigPete is a one man woman i mentioned to her about your suggestion and she said ":frown: No Way only one man for me and thats you Pete you hunk you ..You think i am likely to massage some strange man for £3 dont think so :rofl:"

So there you go Rosemary straight from the sexy Mrs BigPetes mouth via the type of course :rofl:

Rosemary Mar 13th 2007 8:52 am

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4514928)
Exactly Rixxy, and Rosemary , MrsBigPete is a one man woman i mentioned to her about your suggestion and she said ":frown: No Way only one man for me and thats you Pete you hunk you ..You think i am likely to massage some strange man for £3 dont think so :rofl:"

So there you go Rosemary straight from the sexy Mrs BigPetes mouth via the type of course :rofl:

You have really vivid dreams I guess!!!!

Rixxy Mar 13th 2007 9:31 am

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Originally Posted by Graham Hydes (Post 4514948)
You have really vivid dreams I guess!!!!

Yeeees I wonder if there really is a Mrs Bigpete - maybe he dresses up as her and then replies.....Nope - just doesnt bear thinking about and the visual image is, well downright scary!

Big Pete Mar 13th 2007 9:41 am

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Originally Posted by Rixxy (Post 4515205)
Yeeees I wonder if there really is a Mrs Bigpete - maybe he dresses up as her and then replies.....Nope - just doesnt bear thinking about and the visual image is, well downright scary!

Check the photos Rixxy she is lovely and i love her to bits :o :thumbup:


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