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Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:38 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697105)
Its only high because I like talking to women and we ALL know how much you fish wives like to talk!

so you are not a man at all then! you bloody whinge like a woman

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:39 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5697108)
so you are not a man at all then! you bloody whinge like a woman

I'm 100% cute, cant you read?

penky Dec 22nd 2007 7:40 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5697099)
oi!!!! get your mitts off my baileys!!

*penks recovers baileys from a distracted sheff who is bitchslapping RM *

Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:40 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697115)
I'm 100% cute, cant you read?

you are about as cute as the vomit stain the dog left when he died

Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:41 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697119)
*penks recovers baileys from a distracted sheff who is bitchslapping RM *

*ss grabs it back and hits penks with the now empty bottle*

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:41 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5697120)
you are about as cute as the vomit stain the dog left when he died

My Avatar says I am and that's as much proof as I need.

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 7:41 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697085)
* penks takes the kick and recovers well, gets the broken mop and mops clippies face in a tango like fashion whilst downing a baileys at the same time*

*drops to her knees and crawls behind bar whilst no-one is looking*

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:42 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697127)
*drops to her knees

Now yer talking!

Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:43 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697124)
My Avatar says I am and that's as much proof as I need.

then you need to find a new one. pic of crap should work well with you

Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:43 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697134)
Now yer talking!

:rofl:

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:45 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5697136)
then you need to find a new one. pic of crap should work well with you

I know you think you are typing cutting remarks but all I can see is whiney whine whine

sarahchirles Dec 22nd 2007 7:45 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697047)
Well thank you very much you bunch of bastards!


I am a little worried about going up to Scotland to be honest, its about the only country that when a guy is found on fire outside an airport, instead of running up and helping someone ran up and punched him.

Oh Yeah and additionally one true Brit actually said while being interviewed for Sky News, ' Let the bastard burn!'

Maybe thats where the phrase comes from ' Wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!' :eek:

Enjoy !

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 7:46 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697134)
Now yer talking!

:eek:

penky Dec 22nd 2007 7:46 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5697136)
then you need to find a new one. pic of crap should work well with you

:D

Sheff_Sparky Dec 22nd 2007 7:46 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697146)
I know you think you are typing cutting remarks but all I can see is whiney whine whine

i cant see for all the wine i have drunk. still better than looking at you

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:46 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697150)
:eek:

Dirty lady!

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 7:49 am

Re: Bickering thread
 
*runs out of the bickering thread with a manic expression*

penky Dec 22nd 2007 7:50 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697168)
*runs out of the bickering thread with a manic expression*

*penks seizes an unexpected victory with the unintentional help of RM*

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:50 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697168)
*runs out of the bickering thread with a manic expression*

chicken.

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 7:53 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697171)
*penks seizes an unexpected victory with the unintentional help of RM*


Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697172)
chicken.

*sneaks back in with catapult and knee pads*

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:55 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697185)
*sneaks back in with catapult and knee pads*

don't worry about knee pads, you can borrow Kapri's silk pillow, she wont be needing it for a bit......

mikeoc Dec 22nd 2007 7:56 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5696557)
*cocks gun*

Guns cock, or something

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 7:57 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697196)
don't worry about knee pads, you can borrow Kapri's silk pillow, she wont be needing it for a bit......

what's happened to her :ohmy:

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 7:59 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697207)
what's happened to her :ohmy:

never you mind.

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 8:01 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697212)
never you mind.

Oh
My
God


KAPRI, KAPRI WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!

penky Dec 22nd 2007 8:02 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697225)
Oh
My
God


KAPRI, KAPRI WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!


they 're in malaysia thread......

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 8:04 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697227)
they 're in malaysia thread......

Shhhh, its getting interesting there.

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 8:04 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697227)
they 're in malaysia thread......

oh she's alive then

phew

penky Dec 22nd 2007 8:05 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697240)
oh she's alive then

phew

well, shes alive but..........

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 8:06 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697246)
well, shes alive but..........

Oh
My
God

mands Dec 22nd 2007 8:33 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5697253)
Oh
My
God

ahh found you where u off to now ?

penky Dec 22nd 2007 8:34 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by mands (Post 5697339)
ahh found you where u off to now ?

try america or spain next! :D

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 8:34 am

Re: Bickering thread
 
Right you losers.......I am getting up at half 4 to drive so I am off to bed now.

Have a lovely Christmas and I will either be back after the New Year or in a couple of days, depending on how long I can stand being up in Scotland with mates.

Have a good one.

Clippy Dec 22nd 2007 8:36 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by mands (Post 5697339)
ahh found you where u off to now ?


Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697341)
try america or spain next! :D

Bar?


Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697343)
Right you losers.......I am getting up at half 4 to drive so I am off to bed now.

Have a lovely Christmas and I will either be back after the New Year or in a couple of days, depending on how long I can stand being up in Scotland with mates.

Have a good one.

Hey you too Matt, have a good un :) Safe journey

penky Dec 22nd 2007 8:36 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5697343)
Right you losers.......I am getting up at half 4 to drive so I am off to bed now.

Have a lovely Christmas and I will either be back after the New Year or in a couple of days, depending on how long I can stand being up in Scotland with mates.

Have a good one.

merry xmas , you'll have a lovely time here Im sure

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 8:38 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by penky (Post 5697350)
merry xmas , you'll have a lovely time here Im sure

so long as it snows I will be happy.

mikeoc Dec 22nd 2007 8:39 am

Re: Bickering thread
 
Have a good one RM

rugbymatt Dec 22nd 2007 8:40 am

Re: Bickering thread
 

Originally Posted by mikeoc (Post 5697358)
Have a good one RM

Cheers mate, you too.


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