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Old Mar 6th 2011, 12:01 am
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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
The worst surprise can be when you wake up sober next morning and think did I really bring that home ?

Then try and escort them quietly of the premises only to find all the neighbours out on their doorsteps.

As the country song goes, " All the girls look prettier at closing time."
That's beer goggles for you....
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Eileen's daughter - the one with the atrocious South African accent - reminded me of every Dutch tourist I have ever met. The Dutch are lovely and welcoming in Holland but get a load of them together overseas and it is mayhem and arrogance. I'm going to have to give the newcomers time to get settled but at the moment am not too happy with them. Can't wait to see Matteo in drag!
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 2:09 am
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That's beer goggles for you....
Exactly,
Just like in that other popular country song,...."I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woke up with quite a few."
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 2:39 am
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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
Exactly,
Just like in that other popular country song,...."I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woke up with quite a few."
There's a scale of ugliness.

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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
The worst surprise can be when you wake up sober next morning and think did I really bring that home ?

Then try and escort them quietly of the premises only to find all the neighbours out on their doorsteps.

As the country song goes, " All the girls look prettier at closing time."
How nice it is to read the opinions of such a group of impossibly handsome, bodily perfect, wow factor bunch of stunners as yourselves.
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 5:46 am
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How nice it is to read the opinions of such a group of impossibly handsome, bodily perfect, wow factor bunch of stunners as yourselves.
Now wherever did I suggest that. ??????
Who knows, maybe the ladies in question were as pissed as ourselves and had similar reflections next morning.
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How nice it is to read the opinions of such a group of impossibly handsome, bodily perfect, wow factor bunch of stunners as yourselves.
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 6:25 am
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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
Now wherever did I suggest that. ??????
Who knows, maybe the ladies in question were as pissed as ourselves and had similar reflections next morning.
You didn't mate, that was an auto response.

As to booze, you know what they say, 'Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker.'

I saw a Tshirt once that said

"Beer. Helping ugly people get laid for over 2,000 years."
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I can’t resist another remembrance from Benidorm. On of my best pals was a tough Geordie who ran a couple of bars there, right in the heart of Rincoln de Loix, the English quarter.

He loved going clubbing and when the fancy took him he just walked out of his bar leaving some startled barmaid in charge. He had a fancy BMW and all the trimmings, gold chains and tattoos and never failed to pull the birds.

After three years of the high life, I could see that he was flagging a bit and one day I spotted him in the old town in the early hours. He was ever so embarrassed to see me and I was equally surprised.

He was wearing a skirt and pink lipstick.
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Originally Posted by HBG
I can’t resist another remembrance from Benidorm. On of my best pals was a tough Geordie who ran a couple of bars there, right in the heart of Rincoln de Loix, the English quarter.

He loved going clubbing and when the fancy took him he just walked out of his bar leaving some startled barmaid in charge. He had a fancy BMW and all the trimmings, gold chains and tattoos and never failed to pull the birds.

After three years of the high life, I could see that he was flagging a bit and one day I spotted him in the old town in the early hours. He was ever so embarrassed to see me and I was equally surprised.

He was wearing a skirt and pink lipstick.

Ah well,such things are the norm in places like Benidorm.
I once set out for a fiesta in Tenerife wearing my Elvis outfit.
Woke up next morning dressed as a flamenco dancer c/w frock,wig,make-up and all.
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Originally Posted by bil
You didn't mate, that was an auto response.

As to booze, you know what they say, 'Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker.'

I saw a Tshirt once that said

"Beer. Helping ugly people get laid for over 2,000 years."
Anyway they weren't all dawgs, one or two did turn out to be quite nice.
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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
Anyway they weren't all dawgs, one or two did turn out to be quite nice.
But do the dawgs try harder?
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 10:28 am
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But do the dawgs try harder?
Without a doubt.
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 10:47 am
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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
Without a doubt.
Yeah, it's been my experience too. The really good looking ones do often seem to think that that grants them the keys to the kingdom as it were, and they all too often figure they can live off that. Personally, that type of person, I think that if they didn't have a hole between their legs, there would be a bounty on their heads.
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Old Mar 6th 2011, 8:50 pm
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Yeah, it's been my experience too. The really good looking ones do often seem to think that that grants them the keys to the kingdom as it were, and they all too often figure they can live off that. Personally, that type of person, I think that if they didn't have a hole between their legs, there would be a bounty on their heads.
Right enough.
Much nicer to feel appreciated,eh ?
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