Another racist joke
 

Thought you might like a wee laugh !!!!


Wullie and Jimmy were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport .

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Wullie said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!"..

Jimmy says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel an' get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Wullie wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT!

NO hangover!

NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings...It's Jimmy.

Jimmy says, "Hey, how dae ye feel this mornin'?"

Wullie says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yersel'?"

Jimmy says, "Ah feel great, tae. Dae ye hiv a sair heid?"

Wullie says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover, nothin' We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."

"Aye! But there's just wan thing..." says Jimmy.

"Whit's that?" asks Wullie.

"Huv ye farted yet?"

"Naw.."

"Well, DINNAE, 'cause ah'm in Alicante !"


P.S. Even cheaper than EasyJet!!!