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Maybe1day May 18th 2014 9:58 am

Andalusian drivers
 
After having been verbally abused for cutting a corner entering a one way street by someone coming the wrong way out of it, I feel I should vent my opinions of Andalusian drivers. Having driven all over Europe, N. Africa and Asia, I have a fair opinion of driving standards. Turkey and Istanbul/Ankara were poor along with Naples and Palermo. These paled into nothing compared to 2 yrs in Cairo and Upper Egypt especially at night. The worst without any doubt excluding Andalusia was Yemen. Yemen was the ultimate drivers nightmare especially on Thursday afternoons with most of the male population high on Quat. Andalusia beats them all, I don't know what they are high on but their driving skills and courtesy are are lunar, so high are they that their wheels don't touch the road.( Sundays is worst of all) I used to think they got their driving lessons in Sanaa but they probably have Yemeni instructors. The women are worst of all, Obviously the chauvanist instructors cut out the finesse from the instruction so that the level is the basest possible..................
M

jimenato May 18th 2014 10:04 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by Maybe1day (Post 11265708)
After having been verbally abused for cutting a corner entering a one way street by someone coming the wrong way out of it, I feel I should vent my opinions of Andalusian drivers. Having driven all over Europe, N. Africa and Asia, I have a fair opinion of driving standards. Turkey and Istanbul/Ankara were poor along with Naples and Palermo. These paled into nothing compared to 2 yrs in Cairo and Upper Egypt especially at night. The worst without any doubt excluding Andalusia was Yemen. Yemen was the ultimate drivers nightmare especially on Thursday afternoons with most of the male population high on Quat. Andalusia beats them all, I don't know what they are high on but their driving skills and courtesy are are lunar, so high are they that their wheels don't touch the road.( Sundays is worst of all) I used to think they got their driving lessons in Sanaa but they probably have Yemeni instructors. The women are worst of all, Obviously the chauvanist instructors cut out the finesse from the instruction so that the level is the basest possible..................
M

I do sympathise with this post but you should have seen it 15 years ago - it's improved immensely in that time.

Maybe1day May 19th 2014 8:57 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 11265721)
I do sympathise with this post but you should have seen it 15 years ago - it's improved immensely in that time.

Really? in the last 8 that I have been here, it seems to have got worse.
Just gotta move to Catalonia and civilisation. Anyone wanna buy a house on the CdS sea views??
M

cricketman May 19th 2014 8:56 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by Maybe1day (Post 11267015)
Really? in the last 8 that I have been here, it seems to have got worse.
Just gotta move to Catalonia and civilisation. Anyone wanna buy a house on the CdS sea views??
M

Remember depending on the time of year, 50% of people driving on the roads in the Costa del sol won't be Andalucian!

Seriously though, I never throught the driving was that bad. You just have to expect anything and react accordingly. It's not particularly dangerous though

I'm driving down there in a few weeks time, lets see if it seems worse now that I've been living in the civilised North for a while!

jackytoo May 19th 2014 9:04 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 
I shall be driving down there at the same time...take care:D

Maybe1day May 22nd 2014 4:31 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 11267666)
I shall be driving down there at the same time...take care:D

I hope you don't "Accidentally" Hmm hmm, meet up.......
M:)

jackytoo May 22nd 2014 5:46 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 
Why has this finished up in PDT:confused:

Dick Dasterdly May 22nd 2014 8:52 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 11265721)
I do sympathise with this post but you should have seen it 15 years ago - it's improved immensely in that time.


Indeed it has improved immensely in recent years.

I like to put it down to the more courteous approach of N.Eu drivers having rubbed off on them, but no doubt stiffer regulations much more enforced these days have had a distinct effect.

Fear not I just watched driverless cars being tested on Spanish TV.

Now lets hope they can programme them safely, as I have visions of them going down one way streets in opposite directions. :rofl:

Dick Dasterdly May 22nd 2014 8:54 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 11271993)
Why has this finished up in PDT:confused:

You've obviously never been involved in road rage Spanish style. :cool:

Maybe1day May 22nd 2014 11:59 am

Re: Andalusian drivers
 
PDT?

Dick Dasterdly May 22nd 2014 12:32 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by Maybe1day (Post 11272404)
PDT?

Plaza de Toros, (bullring).
The section above reserved for controversial topics,
....though I wouldn't have thought it so controversial myself, unless of course a few Andalucian would-be Fernando Alonsos happen to turn up.

BEVS May 22nd 2014 12:42 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by Maybe1day (Post 11272404)
PDT?

Playa de Toros ,which is where the thread was started.

I can move if you wish. Up to you entirely.

andyrich666 May 22nd 2014 5:39 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 11272445)
Playa de Toros ,which is where the thread was started.

I can move if you wish. Up to you entirely.

The local police tell me, they let a lot of things go, unless its too obvious because the Spanish drivers are in the majority retarded.

Its just one/two coppers view.

Dick Dasterdly May 22nd 2014 8:18 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 11272445)
Playa de Toros ,which is where the thread was started.

Didn't know they had "bullfighting" on the beach. :unsure:

Sounds quite interesting though. ;)

jimenato May 22nd 2014 8:40 pm

Re: Andalusian drivers
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 11272789)
Didn't know they had "bullfighting" on the beach. :unsure:

Sounds quite interesting though. ;)

:) I've got this picture in my mind of bikini clad matadors - could be quite popular.


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