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crc Sep 27th 2010 11:09 pm

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does anyone know if any channels like babestation exist in spain and what the regs are for broadcasting as have a friend who wishes to get into the trade out there, after being in it in the uk.

The Guy Sep 28th 2010 6:27 am

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Dont think any channels exisit like it in Spain.

I would get your friend to contact the Communications ministry and his lawyers for advice on broadcast regulations in Spain. YOu would get further rather than us lot on here!

lynnxa Sep 28th 2010 6:29 am

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Originally Posted by The Guy (Post 8880804)
Dont think any channels exisit like it in Spain.

I would get your friend to contact the Communications ministry and his lawyers for advice on broadcast regulations in Spain. YOu would get further rather than us lot on here!

I don't think they do either - I'm not sure they need to judging by what they show on the normal channels:eek:

JLFS Sep 28th 2010 6:52 am

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Originally Posted by The Guy (Post 8880804)
Dont think any channels exisit like it in Spain.

I would get your friend to contact the Communications ministry and his lawyers for advice on broadcast regulations in Spain. YOu would get further rather than us lot on here!



That is a fair statement, but hold on there might be help at hand, let me think.............



I for one dont know anything about that sort of info, and the wife controls me too much....;)

Lynnxa doesnt do bad language, so I think "porn" and such would not be on her list of hobbies.:lol:

Bil, the old buzzard might have some input on the matter, but you would have to word your request in a gramatically correct manner.;)

Cman, might be a posibility as he seems to get things sorted quicky and in a timescale that suits him, which seems somthing we cannot do.:)


Rugbymatt, could be the best person to give you tips, he has just give advice on this forum to someone who wanted more info on "hotbbabes".
And his is known as a "rare breeds" man.:rofl: and you know the old saying.....rare breeds....rare things...rare tastes......

cricketman Sep 28th 2010 7:27 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 8880810)
I don't think they do either - I'm not sure they need to judging by what they show on the normal channels:eek:

I've never seen anything like that on the normal channels. i.e. TVE, Antena3, Cuatro, T5, Sexta, Canal Sur

It used to be that the local channels used to put porn on after midnight, but about about a year ago they banned the local stations from doing that.

rugbymatt Sep 28th 2010 7:29 am

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I'd just like to stake my position on this thread.... I'm out..... *said in Dragons Den style*

gardner8 Sep 28th 2010 7:45 am

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If this thread persists you could have several positions !!!;)

jdr Sep 28th 2010 1:36 pm

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Is this thread anything to do with the OP`s username ?

Rotor Sep 28th 2010 1:45 pm

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Hi crc

I remember one of your previous posts , it amussed some of us:rofl:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=675915

Madridboy Sep 28th 2010 3:10 pm

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Can't say I've ever seen babestation, what exactly is your area of expertise?

jdr Sep 28th 2010 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Madridboy (Post 8881873)
Can't say I've ever seen babestation, what exactly is your area of expertise?

Read her username out loud. ;);)

Madridboy Sep 28th 2010 3:29 pm

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 8881881)
Read her username out loud. ;);)

:o still don't get it. :confused:

Bomber Harris Sep 28th 2010 3:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Rotor (Post 8881689)
Hi crc

I remember one of your previous posts , it amussed some of us:rofl:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=675915

Well spotted Rotor, I wonder what this one will lead to?

jdr Sep 28th 2010 3:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Madridboy (Post 8881918)
:o still don't get it. :confused:

(C R C, = See arsey), babestation is a porn phone in channel as I`ve been told. :rofl:

JLFS Sep 28th 2010 3:41 pm

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 8881938)
(C R C, = See arsey), babestation is a porn phone in channel as I`ve been told. :rofl:

As youve been told HA:D


Pull the other one.

crc Sep 28th 2010 3:46 pm

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 8881938)
(C R C, = See arsey), babestation is a porn phone in channel as I`ve been told. :rofl:

CRC is my initials.

Babestation is a SOFT porn channel.

Bomber Harris Sep 28th 2010 3:53 pm

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Originally Posted by crc (Post 8881965)
CRC is my initials.

Babestation is a SOFT porn channel.

I always thought that porn was supposed to make things HARD. :confused:

HBG Sep 28th 2010 3:57 pm

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There surely can’t be any room left in this world for any more porn channels? My satellite dish gets me dozens of them (should I want them) and a wrong letter in Google can send you straight to hell.

jdr Sep 28th 2010 4:13 pm

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Originally Posted by crc (Post 8881965)
CRC is my initials.

Babestation is a SOFT porn channel.

You only have to drive round an industrial centre roundabout to see more for free. ;);)
I noticed when I took the car to Malaga for an ITV. :rofl:

jay01 Sep 30th 2010 7:41 pm

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Still do not get the CRC thing, must be a man thing.

Having just driven back from the UK, we seemed to pass no end of places that specialise in male entertainment and there did not seem to be a lack of cars in the car parks.

jdr Oct 1st 2010 11:55 am

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Originally Posted by jay01 (Post 8887823)
Still do not get the CRC thing, must be a man thing.

Having just driven back from the UK, we seemed to pass no end of places that specialise in male entertainment and there did not seem to be a lack of cars in the car parks.

I don`t think they were watching softporn tv though. :rofl:

Rotor Oct 1st 2010 1:12 pm

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For those who dont want to be seen at these places listen to this guy....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eSflbxXeoo&feature=fvw

mikelincs Oct 1st 2010 3:20 pm

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Don't know if it's still correct, but when I was in Spain, the major reebroadcasters all had at least one 'adult' channel, soft porn till midnight, then you can forget the soft bit.

elspeth sinclair Oct 2nd 2010 4:14 pm

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Years ago a woman friend and I arrived after midnight in a tiny village in Almeria and hoped to find a bar where we could at least find something to eat in this silent deserted village. We followed a light which led to a totally silent bar with dim flickering lighting full to them brim, and as we pushed our way through to the bar we suddenly realised we were the only women there and worse was to come as just as I was about to ask if they had anything to eat I looked up at the television screen to see naked writhing bodies doing very rude things and heard only heavy breathing all round me and pushing my protesting shortsighted friend to the door we fled from the village.

bil Oct 2nd 2010 5:58 pm

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Originally Posted by elspeth sinclair (Post 8891514)
Years ago a woman friend and I arrived after midnight in a tiny village in Almeria and hoped to find a bar where we could at least find something to eat in this silent deserted village. We followed a light which led to a totally silent bar with dim flickering lighting full to them brim, and as we pushed our way through to the bar we suddenly realised we were the only women there and worse was to come as just as I was about to ask if they had anything to eat I looked up at the television screen to see naked writhing bodies doing very rude things and heard only heavy breathing all round me and pushing my protesting shortsighted friend to the door we fled from the village.

Damn, for a minute there Elspeth I thought I was going to have to give you serious karma, as I didn't think you were going to be the type to run away.

Why does the OP need a porn channel? No pc access to the web? After all, the whole purpose of the www was to access all the porn ever made......

mikelincs Oct 3rd 2010 8:35 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8891610)
Damn, for a minute there Elspeth I thought I was going to have to give you serious karma, as I didn't think you were going to be the type to run away.

Why does the OP need a porn channel? No pc access to the web? After all, the whole purpose of the www was to access all the porn ever made......

The OP has a 'friend' who wishes to get into the business.. presumably the soft porn variety, maybe writhing half naked in front of the cameras pretending to be turned on.

bil Oct 3rd 2010 11:20 am

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Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 8892550)
The OP has a 'friend' who wishes to get into the business.. presumably the soft porn variety, maybe writhing half naked in front of the cameras pretending to be turned on.

Do you know the difference between hard and soft?

I used, in my ignorance to think that hard core was donkeys, dwarves and children.

A police friend of mine when discussing the subject pointed out how wrong I was. If there's a single stiffy on view, it's hard core.

It certainly used to be that you couldn't even draw a cartoon character with one.

At least it's a bit better in continental europe. On one of my earlier visits, some of us went into a german porn shop, and I really had my eyes opened. There, it was all arranged by category with true Germanic thoroughness, so there were shelves labeled 'High school fist *****ing', water sports and so on.

I was delighted to see that minority tastes were catered for, as there was one shelf labeled 'Dwarves in rubber.'

I have to say tho that it was a fairly short shelf........

JLFS Oct 3rd 2010 11:50 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8892763)
Do you know the difference between hard and soft?

I used, in my ignorance to think that hard core was donkeys, dwarves and children.

A police friend of mine when discussing the subject pointed out how wrong I was. If there's a single stiffy on view, it's hard core.

It certainly used to be that you couldn't even draw a cartoon character with one.

At least it's a bit better in continental europe. On one of my earlier visits, some of us went into a german porn shop, and I really had my eyes opened. There, it was all arranged by category with true Germanic thoroughness, so there were shelves labeled 'High school fist *****ing', water sports and so on.

I was delighted to see that minority tastes were catered for, as there was one shelf labeled 'Dwarves in rubber.'

I have to say tho that it was a fairly short shelf........

It might have been a gardening mag, and selling garden gnomes that would bounce instead of break when dropped.;)

bil Oct 3rd 2010 12:15 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8892806)
It might have been a gardening mag, and selling garden gnomes that would bounce instead of break when dropped.;)

Um. No, the image on the cover was, shall we say fairly explicit.

JLFS Oct 3rd 2010 12:16 pm

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8892836)
Um. No, the image on the cover was, shall we say fairly explicit.

OK I believe you, you don't have to go into any detail.:rofl:

bil Oct 3rd 2010 1:29 pm

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Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 8892843)
OK I believe you, you don't have to go into any detail.:rofl:

That'll be good for both of us. It took years of therapy to erase it from me. :rofl:


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