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-   -   6 days and counting (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/6-days-counting-483229/)

Pam Sarky Sep 24th 2007 9:03 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5350023)
My commiserations
Try Waitrose, you get a better class of insult there

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Nah, Morrisons is best!

Pam Sarky Sep 24th 2007 9:06 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by jdr (Post 5350146)
Do they still use the shower trays with the footprints in them as crappers ?

Have you ever hovered over one of those trying to have a poo down that hole?


Bloody nightmare :eek:

XTreme Sep 24th 2007 9:07 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
All the ones I saw just had a hole in the ground jdr. Not a big hole either. :unsure:
I don't see Mitzy being able to coordinate the trajectory of his exploding bowels into such a small aperture. He's so dysfunctional he'll probably blast it out through the window and splatter some poor unsuspecting passerby. Hopefully leighbloke! :lol:

Pam Sarky Sep 24th 2007 9:08 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5350165)
All the ones I saw just had a hole in the ground jdr. Not a big hole either. :unsure:
I don't see Mitzy being able to coordinate the trajectory of his exploding bowels into such a small aperture. He's so dysfunctional he'll probably blast it out through the window and splatter some poor unsuspecting passerby. Hopefully leighbloke! :lol:
PMSL :rofl::rofl::rofl:

rugbymatt Sep 24th 2007 9:09 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by Pam Sarky (Post 5350157)
Nah, Morrisons is best!
Bloody northerner!

Pam Sarky Sep 24th 2007 9:10 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5350173)
Bloody northerner!
Nowt wrong with that chuck :p






Wheres LB when I need him :blink:

rugbymatt Sep 24th 2007 9:13 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by Pam Sarky (Post 5350177)


Wheres LB when I need him :blink:
Doing his 10 days community service.............


Please people, if you see him on the side of the road with an orange jacket on, don't be cruel and chuck stuff at him, he is paying for his crime and deserves some respect.

Pam Sarky Sep 24th 2007 9:22 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5350187)
Doing his 10 days community service.............


Please people, if you see him on the side of the road with an orange jacket on, don't be cruel and chuck stuff at him, he is paying for his crime and deserves some respect.
Awww come on Matt, can we not throw an itsy bitsy something at him......please :lol:

Cleri Sep 24th 2007 9:27 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Safe journey Mitz,hurry back out of that hellhole :thumbsup:

jdr Sep 24th 2007 6:07 pm
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5350165)
All the ones I saw just had a hole in the ground jdr. Not a big hole either. :unsure:
I don't see Mitzy being able to coordinate the trajectory of his exploding bowels into such a small aperture. He's so dysfunctional he'll probably blast it out through the window and splatter some poor unsuspecting passerby. Hopefully leighbloke! :lol:
LOL, I must of been in a posh one then, mind you it was in St Tropez. ;-))

XTreme Sep 24th 2007 6:34 pm
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by jdr (Post 5351221)
LOL, I must of been in a posh one then, mind you it was in St Tropez. ;-))
I bet you even had toilet paper as well jdr! You don't know you're born! :lol:

Lionda Sep 25th 2007 4:17 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by jdr (Post 5350146)
Do they still use the shower trays with the footprints in them as crappers ?
They did in the camping area - hubby went in one and came straight out, I will spare you his reason why :blink:


Hey Mitsy - will you be travelling anywhere near Portsmouth? I need something collecting :)

crispy Sep 25th 2007 4:48 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5351266)
I bet you even had toilet paper as well jdr! You don't know you're born! :lol:


Talking of loo paper my daughter got charged 1 euro for two sheets of loo paper at the loos in Tanger's port, well when I say she got Thought world war three was going to brake out I had visions of my daughter going back into the loo and getting the paper back for the girl who was holding her hand out.

By the way Mitzy safe journey back and make sure you have ample supply of the soft stuff in the car with you.;)

XTreme Sep 25th 2007 7:02 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 5353133)
my daughter got charged 1 euro for two sheets of loo paper at the loos in Tanger's port,
With mitzy's bowel irregularities he'd have to pay by credit card! :lol:

crispy Sep 25th 2007 9:10 am
Re: 6 days and counting
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5353728)
With mitzy's bowel irregularities he'd have to pay by credit card! :lol:


Oh I could so lower the tone of this thread but being the new improved lady that I am I will keep my credit card thoughts to myself:eek:


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