The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Dec 6th 2013, 3:58 pm
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The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Well, it's Friday...
I thought we could do a British expat version of the Christmas song, so I'll start, and I give you:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
Over to you.
I thought we could do a British expat version of the Christmas song, so I'll start, and I give you:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
Over to you.
Dec 6th 2013, 4:02 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
OK.....I'll bite (the pear tree)
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two jammy dodgers,
And a jar of marmite in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two jammy dodgers,
And a jar of marmite in a pear tree.
Dec 6th 2013, 4:20 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Two visa bills and..........
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
Dec 6th 2013, 4:48 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Dec 6th 2013, 5:01 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
Dec 6th 2013, 5:07 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree.
Dec 6th 2013, 5:23 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 6:41 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 7:14 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 7:29 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine crabs-a-layin'
Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Nine crabs-a-layin'
Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 7:34 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten bottles of bubbly,
Nine crabs-a-layin' Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Ten bottles of bubbly,
Nine crabs-a-layin' Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 7:38 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
11 Rides on the rollercoaster of emotion
Ten bottles of bubbly,
Nine crabs-a-layin' Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Ten bottles of bubbly,
Nine crabs-a-layin' Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 8:01 pm
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Re: The Twelve Days of BE Christmas
11 Rides on the rollercoaster of emotion
Ten bottles of bubbly,
Nine crabs-a-layin' Eight weeks of vacation...
7 English bangers
Six episodes of the Vicar of Dibley,
A five knuckle sandwich,
Four Pepto Bismols
Three pounds of cheese,
Two visa bills,
And
A jar of Marmite in a pear tree
Dec 6th 2013, 9:46 pm
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