Man forced to marry a goat
Sep 14th 2006 | 6:19 am
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Man forced to marry a goat
Man forced to marry goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
having sex with it.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
£35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
newspaper.
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
having sex with it.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
£35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
newspaper.
Sep 14th 2006 | 12:13 pm
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Re: Man forced to marry a goat
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> Man forced to marry goat
>
> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
> having sex with it.
>
> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
> took him to a council of elders.
>
> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>
> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
> together," Mr Alifi said.
>
> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
> Tombe with his goat.
>
> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>
> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>
> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
> newspaper.
>
I will never eat curry goat again!
> Man forced to marry goat
>
> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
> having sex with it.
>
> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
> took him to a council of elders.
>
> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>
> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
> together," Mr Alifi said.
>
> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
> Tombe with his goat.
>
> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>
> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>
> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
> newspaper.
>
I will never eat curry goat again!
Sep 14th 2006 | 1:40 pm
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Re: Man forced to marry a goat
On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:13:23 GMT, PorchMonkey4Life <[email protected]>
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>I will never eat curry goat again!
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very high seminated-cholesterol
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very high seminated-cholesterol
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Sep 14th 2006 | 8:57 pm
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Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over there.
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Man forced to marry goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
having sex with it.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
£35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
newspaper.
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Man forced to marry goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
having sex with it.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
£35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
newspaper.
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Sep 14th 2006 | 10:24 pm
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I heard she already had a couple of kids
"RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
> there.
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected] ps.com...
> Man forced to marry goat
> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
> having sex with it.
> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
> took him to a council of elders.
> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
> together," Mr Alifi said.
> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
> Tombe with his goat.
> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
> newspaper.
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"RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected].. .
> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
> there.
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected] ps.com...
> Man forced to marry goat
> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
> having sex with it.
> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
> took him to a council of elders.
> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
> together," Mr Alifi said.
> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
> Tombe with his goat.
> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
> newspaper.
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Sep 15th 2006 | 5:25 am
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Thought they were Billy's?
"agudbuk" <agudbukMYGARMENTS @thailandmail.co.uk (remove MY GARMENTS for
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>I heard she already had a couple of kids
> "RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected].. .
>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
>> there.
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected] ps.com...
>> Man forced to marry goat
>> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
>> having sex with it.
>> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
>> took him to a council of elders.
>> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
>> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
>> together," Mr Alifi said.
>> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
>> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
>> Tombe with his goat.
>> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
>> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
>> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
>> newspaper.
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>I heard she already had a couple of kids
> "RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected].. .
>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
>> there.
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected] ps.com...
>> Man forced to marry goat
>> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
>> having sex with it.
>> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
>> took him to a council of elders.
>> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
>> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
>> together," Mr Alifi said.
>> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
>> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
>> Tombe with his goat.
>> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
>> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
>> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
>> newspaper.
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Sep 15th 2006 | 12:34 pm
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They've been staying with their Nanny.
"RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Thought they were Billy's?
> "agudbuk" <agudbukMYGARMENTS @thailandmail.co.uk (remove MY GARMENTS for
> correct address)> wrote in message
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>>I heard she already had a couple of kids
>> "RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected].. .
>>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
>>> there.
>>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected] ps.com...
>>> Man forced to marry goat
>>> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
>>> having sex with it.
>>> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
>>> took him to a council of elders.
>>> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
>>> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>>> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
>>> together," Mr Alifi said.
>>> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
>>> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
>>> Tombe with his goat.
>>> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
>>> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>>> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>>> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
>>> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
>>> newspaper.
>>> --
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"RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Thought they were Billy's?
> "agudbuk" <agudbukMYGARMENTS @thailandmail.co.uk (remove MY GARMENTS for
> correct address)> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>I heard she already had a couple of kids
>> "RAK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected].. .
>>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
>>> there.
>>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected] ps.com...
>>> Man forced to marry goat
>>> A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught
>>> having sex with it.
>>> The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and
>>> took him to a council of elders.
>>> They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about
>>> £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
>>> "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
>>> together," Mr Alifi said.
>>> Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a
>>> loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr
>>> Tombe with his goat.
>>> "When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of
>>> the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
>>> Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
>>> "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay
>>> a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the
>>> newspaper.
>>> --
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Sep 17th 2006 | 12:57 am
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RAK wrote:
> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over there.
Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
pick her bridesmaids.
Liam
> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over there.
Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
pick her bridesmaids.
Liam
Sep 17th 2006 | 4:32 am
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"Liam" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> RAK wrote:
> > Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
there.
> >
> Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
> pick her bridesmaids.
> Liam
With the marriage, now he can continue to screw the goat without fear and
worry.
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> RAK wrote:
> > Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
there.
> >
> Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
> pick her bridesmaids.
> Liam
With the marriage, now he can continue to screw the goat without fear and
worry.
Sep 17th 2006 | 6:09 am
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Riglin wrote:
> "Liam" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> RAK wrote:
>>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
> there.
>> Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
>> pick her bridesmaids.
>> Liam
>
> With the marriage, now he can continue to screw the goat without fear and
> worry.
>
>
>
>
There's a party going on in his pants and all area goats are invited.
I wonder if he'll cheat on his goat with a cow or a horse at some point
in the future.
> "Liam" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected] oups.com...
>> RAK wrote:
>>> Had to marry the goat and she wasn't even pregnant? Tough rules over
> there.
>> Yeah. But what I wonder about is whether or not the goat was allowed to
>> pick her bridesmaids.
>> Liam
>
> With the marriage, now he can continue to screw the goat without fear and
> worry.
>
>
>
>
There's a party going on in his pants and all area goats are invited.
I wonder if he'll cheat on his goat with a cow or a horse at some point
in the future.
Sep 17th 2006 | 10:26 pm
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> I wonder if he'll cheat on his goat with a cow or a horse at some point
> in the future.
Well, that would depend on his "mooo-tivation".
Liam
> in the future.
Well, that would depend on his "mooo-tivation".
Liam
