the weather in glasgow right now
Feb 23rd 2006, 7:36 pm
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the weather in glasgow right now
A major hurricane (Senga) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit West Glasgow in the early hours of Yesterday with its
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
Feb 23rd 2006, 7:45 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by soapy
A major hurricane (Senga) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit West Glasgow in the early hours of Yesterday with its
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
PMSFL
cheered me up BIG STYLE
Feb 23rd 2006, 7:53 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by soapy
A major hurricane (Senga) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit West Glasgow in the early hours of Yesterday with its
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
epicentre in Govan. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering "Pure mental, man-no?".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt
out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros
arrived.
Clyde FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Govan. One resident - Kiely
McGlumpher, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright
so's it did, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so's ah wiz."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings, including benefit books and Bone China from
Poundstretchers.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots or Adidas trainers
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Pies from Greggs
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Special Brew or bottle of Buckie.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
£2 buys chips, crisps and Irn Bru for a family of 9
£5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
alcho-pop,
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," Ibrox" said the girl,
"wits that tae you?"
Feb 23rd 2006, 7:55 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
aye, please send us help asap, alcohol to calm oor nerves as weel wid bi welcome
Feb 23rd 2006, 8:07 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
i thought that might bring a wee smile to your coupons, right im off oot tae work. better watch a dont get burnt 
Feb 23rd 2006, 8:11 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by Margaret2
aye, please send us help asap, alcohol to calm oor nerves as weel wid bi welcome
Trust you
Here you go
Feb 23rd 2006, 8:13 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by Margaret2
aye, please send us help asap, alcohol to calm oor nerves as weel wid bi welcome
Feb 23rd 2006, 8:16 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Feb 23rd 2006, 10:51 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Wrong area of Glasgow though. East end is minging.
Feb 23rd 2006, 11:34 pm
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by soapy
i thought that might bring a wee smile to your coupons, right im off oot tae work. better watch a dont get burnt
Feb 24th 2006, 7:52 am
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by soapy
ahem ! avatar malady?
Hiliary was saying someone had copied hers, so i did to coz i thought it was funny, lucky enough so did she.
Then pp, made this one and as it was such a good likeness i thought i'd use it for a wee while, so you can all get a 'feel' for what i look like
Feb 24th 2006, 7:54 am
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Hiliary was saying someone had copied hers, so i did to coz i thought it was funny, lucky enough so did she.
Then pp, made this one and as it was such a good likeness i thought i'd use it for a wee while, so you can all get a 'feel' for what i look like
Then pp, made this one and as it was such a good likeness i thought i'd use it for a wee while, so you can all get a 'feel' for what i look like
OMG Margaret, you won't believe this!!! I dreamt about you and Rooksie last night :scared: I think I need medication
Feb 24th 2006, 7:56 am
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by herrchook
OMG Margaret, you won't believe this!!! I dreamt about you and Rooksie last night :scared: I think I need medication
Right tell all
Feb 24th 2006, 7:57 am
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Right tell all
Feb 24th 2006, 8:00 am
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Re: the weather in glasgow right now
Originally Posted by herrchook
Way too weird - you were having dinner with Scott Mills from Radio 1. You looked like you, but Rooksie had blond hair!!!
Perhaps she has!!!!