Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Oct 5th 2005, 9:13 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by jad n rich
Wombat didnt want to admit it but he was caught up in australias brain drain, another brilliant aussie snapped up by the lure of high wages overseas and hes currently living in OMG :scared: The UK 
No, he would NEVER defect to the UK.
Oct 5th 2005, 9:20 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
No, he would NEVER defect to the UK.
Hes defected alriight
hes joined a county cricket team has a UK flag on his bedroom wall, hes even thrown out his beloved Shane Warne signed and autograped slighty used mobile phone.
Oct 5th 2005, 9:35 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by jad n rich
he was caught up in australias brain drain,
Oct 5th 2005, 9:37 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by Steve G
Why does that phrase make me giggle??
Oh Wombat, are you there?
Wombat, there are whinging poms on here who are just gagging for some pommie bashing.
I want to make a cup of horlicks, does anyone want one?
Oct 5th 2005, 10:17 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I want to make a cup of horlicks, does anyone want one?
Oct 5th 2005, 11:14 pm
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by jad n rich
Hes defected alriight hes joined a county cricket team has a UK flag on his bedroom wall, hes even thrown out his beloved Shane Warne signed and autograped slighty used mobile phone.
hes joined a county cricket team has a UK flag on his bedroom wall, hes even thrown out his beloved Shane Warne signed and autograped slighty used mobile phone.Wombat did say he's not looking forward to the snow and ice though. Aparently he went to the local ice rink to see if he could acclimatise. He fell on the ice and his balls froze to the rink
He was a bit traumatised cos it pulled off all his fur. He now has naked knackers and they're itchin like crazy whilst the fur grows back
Anyways, he says hello, stop yer whinging...and UK is crap.
Nothin new there then
Oct 7th 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: Ways to Bring Back the Wombat
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Right, he was one of the oldest trolls on here, and I for one liked him.
We need to hunt him down and find him. There are ways to bring him back and we should act right away.
I have thought of a few ways to entice the Wombat back, so please add to it as you see fit.
1. Start a thread about how you want to move to Australia as you have heard it is lovely and hot all year round and just like England but with sunshine.
2. Start a thread on how when England lose the cricket, it is ONLY to make the Aussies feel better.
3. Say that you have moved to Australia but is there any chance the flies could be removed and why oh why don't they have M&S?
4. Whinge about everything. Move to Australia and then start a thread that although you have only been there 3 days, you are so incredibly homesick and you are sure you will be able to slot back to your old job. And then add in very large letters 'At least I tried'.
5. Start a thread saying that all Aussie men wear 'wife beaters' and hats with cork screws as you have seen it in 'Young Doctors'.
Then with all these inflammatory threads floating around, I am sure it will only be a matter of time before the Wombat comes back and bashes those responsible.
Please add to the list as I don't know Wombat that well, but Im sure there are others that will know just what sets Wombat off.
Here is the poster, put it in your shops and everywhere;
WANTED
Wombat42
He has gone AWOL and we need to find him quickly. The BE board is in danger of not having anyone to POMMIE Bash and this needs to be rectified.
REWARD $100000000000
We need to hunt him down and find him. There are ways to bring him back and we should act right away.
I have thought of a few ways to entice the Wombat back, so please add to it as you see fit.
1. Start a thread about how you want to move to Australia as you have heard it is lovely and hot all year round and just like England but with sunshine.
2. Start a thread on how when England lose the cricket, it is ONLY to make the Aussies feel better.
3. Say that you have moved to Australia but is there any chance the flies could be removed and why oh why don't they have M&S?
4. Whinge about everything. Move to Australia and then start a thread that although you have only been there 3 days, you are so incredibly homesick and you are sure you will be able to slot back to your old job. And then add in very large letters 'At least I tried'.
5. Start a thread saying that all Aussie men wear 'wife beaters' and hats with cork screws as you have seen it in 'Young Doctors'.
Then with all these inflammatory threads floating around, I am sure it will only be a matter of time before the Wombat comes back and bashes those responsible.
Please add to the list as I don't know Wombat that well, but Im sure there are others that will know just what sets Wombat off.
Here is the poster, put it in your shops and everywhere;
WANTED
Wombat42
He has gone AWOL and we need to find him quickly. The BE board is in danger of not having anyone to POMMIE Bash and this needs to be rectified.
REWARD $100000000000
