I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS AND MUJST PASS IT ON.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
> As per the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

> In the first year, "s"
>
> will replace the soft
>
> "c". Sertainly, this
>
> will make the sivil
>
> servants jump with joy.
>
> The hard "c" will be
>
> dropped in favour of
>
> "k". This should klear
>
> up konfusion, and
>
> keyboards kan have one
>
> less letter.

> There will growing
>
> publik enthusiasm in the
>
> sekond year when the
>
> troublesome "ph" will
>
> be replaced with "f".
>
> This will make words
>
> like fotograf 20%
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> shorter.
>
> In the 3rd year, publik
>
> akseptanse of the new
>
> spelling kan be expekted
>
> to reach the stage where
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> more komplikated changes
>
> are possible.
>
> Governments will
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> enkourage the removal of
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> double letters which
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> have always ben a
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> deterent to akurate
>
> speling. Also, al wil
>
> agre that the horibl mes
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> of the silent "e" in the
>
> languag is disgrasful
>
> and it should go away.
>
> By the 4th yer people
>
> wil be reseptiv to steps
>
> such as replasing "th"
>
> with "z" and "w" with
>
> "v".
> During ze fifz yer, ze
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> unesesary "o" kan be
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> dropd from vords
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> kontaining "ou" and
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> after ziz fifz yer, ve
>
> vil hav a reil sensibl
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> riten styl. Zer vil be
>
> no mor trubl or
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> difikultis and evrivun
>
> vil find it ezi tu
>
> understand ech oza.
>
> Ze drem of a united urop
>
> vil finali kum tru.
>
> If zis mad you smil,
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> pleas pas on to oza
>
> pebl. Zen ve vil rule ze
>
> vorld!!!

> Zenc yu!

very good !