Florida_03

"You know Australia, we've had some good times, but I can't pretend any longer. I'm going back to my first love so..."

Oh please release me, let me go
For I just don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

I have found a new love dear
And I will always want her near
Her lips are warm while yours are cold
Oh release me, my darling let me go

Please release me, let me go
For I just don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

Let me go, oh release me, my darling
Let me go


(narrator: "your choice, Tom Jones or Def Leppard rendition")

PeteY

Maybe....or possibly a nice bit of Monty :

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...


(the music fades into the song)
...always look on the bright side of life!


(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...



(whistle)
Come on!


(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...


(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!


So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!


And always look on the bright side of life...


(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life


(whistle)

Florida_03

Skippy's all grown up he's not a joey anymore
He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi!
He glassed Mat Hammond with a bottle of stout
And threw a dart in Sonny's eyes before he ripped it out
Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care?

It's skin head Skippy, the killer kangaroo, Oi!

With blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude
A mean (expletive deleted) mother's son
Not afraid of anyone
Got the others on the run
Here he comes, here he comes
Skippy the skin, Oi!
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, Oi!

Skippy's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head
He's dating wallabies half his age
And getting them into bed
He says his old friends are all miserable pricks
They're married now or dead and gone
Or mentally sick
Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care?

Well Benji got the snip and tuck and now he's sniffing glue
<sniff> oh shit <sniff> that's great Flicka
Milo and Otis died at least eight times over
aah, woof, meow, oh, ah, doh, oh - that's eight
Rin Tin Tin blindly humps the leg of his owner
Hey Rin Tin Tin, what's that tune
Last Post. Damn, splinter! Ow!

Flipper became sushi
Mr. Ed loves drag
Lassie's a transvestite
And Gentle Ben, Gentle Ben's a fag
Who's causing havoc on the docks?
In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs!

It's skin head Skippy the fascist kangaroo
With a blood soaked Stanley knife
And a racist attitude
He'll wait until you're all alone
Crack your skull, break your bones
Send the pieces to your home
He's the one
All in fun

Skippy the skin-head

Oi, oi, oi, oi, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, Oi!

Florida_03

I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.

I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his pulse rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said "I'll have one of those."

Hillary had,
Hillary had,
Hillary had it in his veins.

Hillary had Everest in his veins;
Armstrong did moon, was not the same;
Heroes explore to give us hope;
River pushed back the envelope.

Drank the slab,
Drank the slab,
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk.

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
I injected some of Hendrix's junk;
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane;
Mama Cass's sandwich? Ate the same.

Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored there's no stopping.

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping;
I need another celeb to fill a coffin;
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson.

I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.

rday

Creep by Radiohead (pics)



When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world

And I wish I was special
You're so ****in' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so ****in' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
She's running out again,
She's running out
She's run run run running out...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****in' special
I wish I was special...
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here.

Gra.B

PB in da hood!

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstrated
against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the
motherf***in' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',
tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,
give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in the
evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but
they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you Mega,
i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...

[CHORUS]

I'm sorry Mega, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm
cleanin' out my closet, one more time, I said i'm sorry Mega, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet...

Florida_03

Moanly days, Moanly nights
Love whinging, with all my might
Wanting to complain, and have a fight
Moanly days, Moanly nights

With mega gone
This old forum, it gets lonely
And talkin' to myself
Ain't company
And nothin' seems to stop
The tears from fallin'
Feeling sorry for myself
Nobody here to comfort me

Moanly days, Moanly nights
Love whinging, with all my might
Wanting to complain, and have a fight
Moanly days, Moanly nights

Sleep without the OB
Is just a bad dream
Whispers that I hear
Are just the wind
And mornin's just another day
To remind me
This is the loneliest
I think I've ever been

Moanly days, Moanly nights
Love whinging, with all my might
Wanting to complain, and have a fight
Moanly days, Moanly nights

Moanly days, Moanly nights
Love whinging, with all my might
Wanting to complain, and have a fight
Moanly days, Moanly nights
Moanly days, Moanly nights

Houdini

I'm Pommie Bastard here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish chef
Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an injun without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a time
I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemmorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
Cause I don't like you cause you're not like me.

gOD

Defintely the Def Leppard version

DavidT

Well in about a couple of month's time it will be
Who's sorry now. Good luck PB, i hope you don't need it.

Couple of points tho' did you metion in a recent post you went to Oz to escape Maggie, & do you realise Tory Blur is worse.

Secondly your nation within a nation theory, is going to be 300 nations within a nation, & the nationals don't feel it's their country any more, & this is before you get to London.

Hope you have options should you need them, Good luck

jockney

How about hotel california with lyrics like"THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL" OR "YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME,BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!" or any SMITHS song you care to choose. jockney

rday

ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: I'm a Lumberjack


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

/ G C / D G / :

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

rday

Supertramp Dreamer back to LYRICS index


DREAMER, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DREAMER
WELL, CAN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HEAD, OH NO!
I SAID DREAMER, YOU´RE NOTHING BUT A DREAMER
WELL, CAN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HEAD OH NO!

I SAID "FAR OUT, WHAT A DAY, A YEAR, A LIFE IT IS"
YOU KNOW WELL YOU KNOW YOU HAD IT COMING TO YOU
NOW THERE´S NOT A LOT I CAN DO

DREAMER, YOU STUPID LITTLE DREAMER
SO NOW YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, OH NO!

I SAID "FAR OUT, WHAT A DAY, A YEAR, A LIFE IT IS"
YOU KNOW WELL YOU KNOW YOU HAD IT COMING TO YOU
NOW THERE´S NOT A LOT I CAN DO

IF I COULD SEE SOMETHING - YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING YOU WANT BOY
IF I COULD BE SOMEONE - YOU CAN BE ANYONE CELEBRATE BOY
IF I COULD DO SOMETHING - WELL YOU CAN DO SOMETHING
IF I COULD DO ANYTHING - CAN YOU DO SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD

TAKE A DREAM ON SUNDAY
TAKE A LIFE, TAKE A HOLIDAY
TAKE A LIFE, TAKE A DREAMER

DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM, DREAM ALONG

DREAMER, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DREAMER
WELL, CAN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HEAD, OH NO!
I SAID DREAMER, YOU´RE NOTHING BUT A DREAMER
WELL, CAN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HEAD, OH NO! OH NO!

Don

(Not that I'm a poofter or anything!!! Just felt sorry for PB. PB you're a 5000 post star! Where it says 'me' or 'I', just replace it with 'this forum'.)

I don't remember feeling like this...
Baby...Baby I love you...Baby...Baby I love you.
[Verse 1]
I got this jones forming in my bones (from a man)
who indeed took over my soul, (understand)
I couldn't breathe if he ever said (he would leave),
get on my knees till they bloody red, (baby please)
see I don't know if you get it yet, (just don't know)
He's like the lighter to my cigarette,
(watch me smoke), I never knew another human life
(didn't know) can have the power to take over mine,
So baby baby.
[Chorus]
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,(baby I love you) baby,
baby,baby baby,baby, I love it when I hear
ya name, got me sayin' baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby,(baby I love you) baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
[Verse 2]
See, I could never feel alone with you (in my life),
I gave up everything I own for you (won't
think twice), almost a shame how I'm mesmerized (such a shame),
I loose my thought looking in your eyes (I know why)
because your kisses make my lips quiver and (that's real) and when you
touch me my whole body shivers. (I can feel) now,
I can see how another life(nother life) you
have the power to take over mine cause your my.
[Chorus 2x]
[Verse 3]
Baby, I can't see my worth (I can't see) living here on
God's green earth, you don't know what
you've done to me, (done to me) I never thought
I'd need you desperately,(desperately) it's kind
of sick how I'm stuck on you(stuck on you)
but I don't care cause I'm needing you (I'm needing you)
and how I feel will remain the same (remains the same)
cause your're my baby, (cause your my baby)
listen and when the world starts to stress me out,
(where I run) it's to you boy without
a doubt (you're the one) who keeps me sane and I can't complain
(can't complain) you're like a
drug you relieve my pain (may seem strange)
you're like the blood flowing through my vain, (oooo)
keeps me alive and feeding my brain,
(oooo) now this is how another human life (nother life) could
have the power to take over mine cause your my
[Chorus 2x]

Pollyana

I guess this is one PB won't be singing

"No matter where I roam, I still call Australia home....... "