Better watch yer step then, any smell of fish in the air around your place and it could indeed be time to move on..........

I'll need a major drink by the time the first stage of our reno is over....

4th of May could be a biggy.. Melbourne Victory v Gamba Osaka in the Asian Champions League.

MMMMM eh what

I think its some kind of foreign way of saying there's a football match on

Yehpp will be taking a sickie for that one, which will also involve a major pisss on.

Berbie doesn't drink - he just can't handle it. Sniffs the neck from a bottla Merrydown and he's all over the place.

Wonder how the Aus slosh will affect him then, especially as it goes down the hole in the opposite direction.

Heres Osaka scoring 3 against Man Utd in the Fifa World Club Championships last year.

yeah, he only drinks herbal tea these days shame as my local pub has just started selling good cider

You wouldn't care who it was though, I bet all you saw was "3 against Man Utd""

Should be a good night out anyway... MVictory normally go out in straight sets, so will need more booze than normal to cope.

Will see if i can book it off

Nice one, someone else to pace our drinks with

Need to book or just rock up ??

Ok, lets start trying to round up the troops......

If peeps can give us an idea what time they are likely to be there, we can fit in with that, well at least I can, Earl Barfly may still be relaxing and preening himself in his posh hotel while sipping his herbal tea

Victory is in the CBD, easy walk from the station, and you've all got enough notice so let's have no complaints like "the mother in law is in town" or "Ï can't get a babysitter", you've got plenty of time to be more original than that


(Past experience says - Dress smartly, no thongs/flip-flops, singlets/vests, and bring some ID)