Drink wine
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:27 pm
#1
Thread Starter
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 22,767
From: Lion in da jungle
Drink wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:30 pm
#2
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 8,913
Re: Drink wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
But i don't like wine, tastes like shit
don't like water either, so guess i'm knackered.
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:31 pm
#3
Straw Man.
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 46,302
From: That, there, that's not my post count... nothing to see here, move along.
Re: Drink wine
Yay, drink more wine, then I can get more work!!
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:39 pm
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Re: Drink wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:42 pm
#6
Straw Man.
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 46,302
From: That, there, that's not my post count... nothing to see here, move along.
Aug 29th 2007 | 11:52 pm
#7
here and staying
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,351
From: happy in the hills of Perth......
Re: Drink wine
thats why i'm on glass no 4 or is it 5 now 
Aug 30th 2007 | 12:27 am
#9
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,151
From: Leschenault WA (after few locations around WA and Around Europe!)
Re: Drink wine
LOL
Finally, a great excuse for my alcohol bill
Finally, a great excuse for my alcohol bill
Aug 30th 2007 | 12:51 am
#10
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Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 182
From: Worcester > Adelaide - Jan '08
Re: Drink wine
cin cin 
Aug 30th 2007 | 1:27 pm
#11
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Posts: 690
From: Now Perth! Kalamunda
Re: Drink wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
Aug 30th 2007 | 6:44 pm
#12
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,066
Re: Drink wine
Also in this time of crisis it will help save water and ease the drout...
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we will
have absorbed more than one 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service.
Aug 30th 2007 | 6:49 pm
#13
Thread Starter
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 22,767
From: Lion in da jungle
Re: Drink wine
Interesting fact... you have more bacterial cells in and on your body at anyone time than Bix cells.. so an extra kilo won't make much difference.. (not sure how much you weigh but i am gueesing it will make less than 1.5% difference, course if you are a lardy guy then it will be less than 1%, if you on the other hand disappear behind lamp posts then maybe more like 2%..
