Parking
#1
Militant Ginger
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Parking
Woke up to this... What made is worse was a car-length and a half of empty road he could have pulled forward into.
#3
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Re: Parking
hey Roland don't forget your driving a tank..
show the neighbour what the old girl is made of...
show the neighbour what the old girl is made of...
#5
Militant Ginger
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Re: Parking
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.
#6
Re: Parking
Based on that parking job I think your neighbor came in from a night of too much drinking. Look at it. He's more than a foot away from the curb, practically out in the street. You can't find him because his head is between two pillows suffering from a nasty hangover.
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#8
Re: Parking
You know I'd love to stick a wad of a whole pack of chewed Bubble Yum underneath the door handle for kicks. You know, the really sticky kind.
#9
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Re: Parking
Put some half a dozen sugar cubes in his petrol filler tube
#12
Militant Ginger
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Re: Parking
Dread to think what he got up to last night!
#13
Re: Parking
Objects needed:
1. Pen
2. Paper.
3. Super Glue (optional if you really want to make a lasting impression):
Grab paper and lay on flat surface. Remove lid from pen and follow the next step carefully
Write out the following:
" Its a good thing you don't f#ck like you park,
otherwise you will never get it in "
Now go outside with glue and stick paper on windshield. Optional effect, fold in half and place under windshield wiper.
Last edited by Tarkak9; Jan 6th 2008 at 6:42 pm.
#15
Re: Parking
Fortunately, with the help of the wife, I managed to squeeze through the gap between the two cars.
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.
It doesn't help that the HOS (heap of something) is uninsured, uninspected and owned by an illegal immigrant who works nights. I can't seem to find him to ask him to move his pile of crap.