jennifer45

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.




She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'




She answers, ' My son, I'm not easily offended. I have seen and dealt with many different situations and seen and heard just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'




'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'




She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: --
for a start-- you have to be single and then of course you must be Catholic.'




The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'




'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'




The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.




But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.




'My dear son,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'




'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'


The nun says, 'That's OK. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Fancy Dress party.'

spankysparkle

spankysparkle

You got to do this out loud and you've got to apply the accent!!!

Mexican words of the day


1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read
so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I’m at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?