Am Loolah

I could have written this ...

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVISORY FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.



WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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howden40

I thought you did

Sounds very strangely like advice you would come up with as I know you follow this regime yourself and can verify the results.

Pauline

Many a true word said in jest

P2L

Classic!!!!!!

Think I'd better swap to Red Wine then !!!!

iwannagonow

HE HE!!!!



That's fantastic!!

And O soooo true

I'm pleased it's not just me!!!

NZBee

ooooh god. That is me!!

Now pass the Sav......

weejie

This is why I drink red............... Large merlot please

Phyllis

howden40

Another benefit of White Wine to consider

I was listening to a radio interview with Graham Norton who is 48 but looks way younger. He put it down to drinking White Wine (as much as he can manage).

Pauline

DebsyW

I think the few shots of botox helped more than the wine maybe...

Persephone

I find red wine has exactly the same positive effects on me and none of the side effects mentioned

OR,
is it just that I have absolutely no recollection of the previous evening, where I went, what I said and what I did....?